Everyone saying this game needs badges, STFU for half a second. For a game to get badges, it requires a rating above 3.75. It has a rating of 3.64, which is insufficient. It also requires enough highscore APIs. It has none. Rate up to show others this, and get the attention of the developer so he can put APIs on the game.
Wow. This is EXACTLY the reason Grand Theft Auto should have a zombie apocalypse in the storyline of it's next game. I have some improvement points:
1.Be able to select different vehicles. Maybe a faster car, a lorry, a tank, a biped from Mechanical Commando? Who knows?
2.Put corners in the road. C'mon, even a highway like that can't go that long without a corner.
3.Multiplayer death match and co-op. :p
4.Rural roads. Highways can get bland sometimes.
5.Introduce lives, which can be increased by helping civilians.
What do you think? If you agree, rate up! If you disagree, rate up! Either way, R8 ↑!
@Firedemon, the requirement is a rating of 3.75, and a sufficient number of high score APIs implemented in a game. Keep this comment alive to educate others.
Walkthrough:
Level 1: Avoid the gray boxes attacks. It'll summon a minotaur, but it'll die soon after and turn into a piece of cake. It's a lie, so don't eat it.
Level 2: The gray box summons a useless walkthrough in the comments. Make sure you don't read it, as it will spawn another cake and create advertising spam which will be annoying.
Level 3: DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS. If you do, your comp will crash. Also, some links can be went to by hovering your mouse over them. Avoid them.
Level 1337: The gray box gives you 5 links. 4 are Last Measures, one is the Fullscreen chat script download that will kill the gray box. The fullscreen chat link is a fake, and you have to right-click it to get the real link. If you download script within 5 seconds, it'll save your comp.
Here's the link if you want to cheat: http://bit.ly/9y8gid
Oh, wait. This game blocks script downloads. Oh well. Enjoy looking for a new OS when it crashes your comp.
@S546, that is untrue.
1. The required rating is 3.75.
2. There isn't enough highscore APIs programmed into the game for Greg to give it badges. So, if you want badges, rate up the game and ask the developer to add more highscore APIs to the game.
Wow, guess that robot doesn't have the RAM capacity to plan ahead. He didn't predict Kitty would hate Puppy, nor that Kitty would eat Fishy, and couldn't predict that he would be unable to consume any ice cream! (Horrendous nerd rant)
@19matt, the requirement is a rating of 3.75, and the developer has to embed enough Kongregate highscore APIs to make this game eligible for badges. Rate up so everyone can see.
To all of the top five comments, the reason why this game doesn't have badges is because the API is broken! The proof is here https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0Ar84NdLOfdaPdDNYTldlRHJ3MGtvRE9SblNCaWwybHc&hl=en#gid=96 ! Vote up so the developer can see this, fix the game's API and get this game badges!
Why are people downrating the people who claim this was stolen? This IS stolen, and even if it wasn't, there is NO POINT in putting a demo and full version of something on Kongregate.
Whiteboardwar, what got into your head when you decided people should charge for the full version of a FLASH GAME?? Flash games should always be free, and I find it sad you can't get decent enough in-game advertising or sponsorship. Get that, and post the full version on Kong. Demo was nice, but to think this is a demo makes me think that this game could be a lot better, so for now, my rating is 3/5. + If you agree.