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Burrito Bison
Feb. 21, 2011
Rating: 1
7 concussions later: "Wait, you mean to tell me that if I aim my rocket pants horizontally rather than vertically, I'll fly farther instead of smacking uselessly into the ground?"
Mastermind: World Conquerer
Dec. 16, 2010
Rating: 8
"Thanks guys I owe you one. Now i'm going to f*** off to space." What an epic line for an epic game.
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