FOUND the anwser to the shitty controls try this worked for me...
if you find yourself stuck at the top... well hit the up arrow once then down... do the oppoisite of what you wanna do.... hit left then right to go right..and whenj you grab on chopper or somthing hit both up and down at same time i pulled them down in under 9 secs....
wow, i did all the badges and waited, waited, refreshed, went and got drunk came back and chjecked, no points.... no card won,,, what a womp womp.. bug? maybe
great game, 2 things i didnt like tho.. i had it set on lowest quality and still got lagg... and the cursor does suck bad... hard to tell were ur shootin
was watching the 100 on youtube, some guy owned it, he waited til they got near the end the unblocked, and blocked it so they had to turn around was pimp
it's so easy that i would say after a while there should be some kinda better/super upgrade on the weapons, i grabbed so many i started to avoid them after the.. umm 2nd stage..
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