this is a god damned monument to everything that once made this website good that stands proud like a turd monolith above the sea of piss. favorite it. give it five stars.
this would be a lot better if it didn't overstay its welcome by several streets. the same crap over and over and over gets really tiring really fast. i shouldn't be trying to beat the game because i want a badge, it should be because it's fun- but this is just too repetitive to be fun.
so... so press up to win or lose. and it's very nearly completely luck based. with a lot of these levels very quickly becoming one sided either way. this is not a fun game, how the hell did this even get badges before getting 4 stars? did you fellate Greg the best or something?
this was an amazing game. it was almost perfect. i cringed a little at the "like a sir" perfect launch message, but it was just a message. and then the boss was the "rageface". just... why would you ruin such a well designed game with LOL HEY GUYS MEME FACE AM I FUNNY YET???? if i could rate this 0/5 i would.
"oh boy i'm in a tight situation, better use this 'ragnarok' thing, i sure hope it wipes out all my enem-" LASER BREATHING DRAGONS.
goddamned LASER BREATHING DRAGONS everywhere.
you tried WAY too hard to make a 'cool' sort of game with an interesting plot and WOWEE graphics- you have failed in all those regards, unlike before. should've stuck to the simple pixelated infect-everything-who-cares-why thing you were running with- it sure as hell looked and played a lot better. also the fact that you can't infectonate anything in this is... tremendously bad. that was basically the whole reason i played the other games, for the awesome zombie moments. necronator is no longer the infectonator! maybe i just haven't gotten far enough yet? still, now this is some weird generic fantasy game and it just isn't the same amount of fun as the previous ones, mostly thanks to any originality the series held dying quite violently. also- doing things like locking the end of some upgrade trees for anyone but the 'premiums' is just all the worst kinds of terrible and makes me think that you're doing this less to 'eat' or whatever and more to make money. do not want.
whether i can properly make a game or not is entirely irrelevant and that refutation is tired as all hell. i'm not the one developing the game, it's these people, and whether i have or not i've played enough games to know a good game when i see it. i don't give half a damn if the game's free, it entirely ruins the fun if someone with $20 more to blow than you do gets everything handed to them. balancing is everything in games like this and this game has none whatsoever. you might as well just make it p2p.
jesus christ this game's balancing is utter crap. it hands the entire game over to people who pay for cash, if someone is higher level than you they can totally annihilate you without thinking, and there's this real neat little glitch where sometimes red or blue can't deliver the flag. 1/5 for DURRRHURRR WAT IS BALENCINGE????
it says right there in the description that this is a 'groundbreaking game'. so far i have done lots of ground bending but no breaking. i want my money back.
Apologies- I should've been a bit more specific and less ragey. This is industrializing flash games. Flash games are supposed to be made for fun, not for money. Flash games are for casual playing for free whenever you like, and while you don't HAVE to pay to play that's the direction this sort of thing is taking it in as far as I can see. Again, shame on you, Ninja Kiwi.