AmbroseMerle

Note: I don’t intend to level any further, because that’d defeat the point of being level 69.

Some quicks note/clarifications since you’re reading my profile:

1. Thank you for taking the time to do so!

2. I originally picked this name when I was 13 years old, and when roughly translated spells out “Immortal Blackbird.” The name was chosen at the time since I was infatuated with the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird.

3. I’ve never played, and don’t intend to play, Wizard 101. Many people have already pointed out that they have an NPC named “Merle Ambrose.” A proper Google search will provide all the evidence you need that I’ve had the name for longer than that game has been around.

4. I’m not a girl, and the Latin variation of Ambrose is not a girls name. Just think “Ambrose Bierce,” or “Saint Ambrose” (Aurelius Ambrosius).

5. Originally when I started using Kongregate for some of my gaming needs, I avoided making an account. If I’m not mistaken I first logged on around March of the year 2007, and finally created an account so as to answer someone’s questions about a specific game.

“And now for something completely different…”

JRCameron: That’s alright. You don’t have to be that into me. I brought all the lube necessary to overcome that obstacle.
AmbroseMerle: ಠ▃ಠ…
JRCameron: AM, would you like to see my Large Hardon Collider?

itlives: damn you and you life typos
AmbroseMerle: hypographical areas.
Holly764: hipogryff
Holly764: where are their areas?
Holly764: I wish to tame one.
AmbroseMerle: you can tame in one over there, please use a jar.
Holly764: Just like Link!
AmbroseMerle: Da-da-da-daaaaaaaa~
AmbroseMerle: You’ve got spunk, kiddo!
itlives: wait, what just happened here
AmbroseMerle: How much would you like to deposit at the bank?
AmbroseMerle: (this joke was specifically modified to be undetectable by children)
itlives: >>
itlives: <<

AmbroseMerle: Run, Slade, run!
AmbroseMerle: Run before dust sets his sights on you D8<
Slade421: I don’t feel like running right now.
Slade421: I just spent 2 hours cutting potatoes, sausages, bell peppers, onions, and jalapenos.
dustnapyle: then i shall dance nakedly upon you
Slade421: … Running is starting to sound like a good idea.
AmbroseMerle: I warned you e_e

KingKyd: Xiad is Xiad. A Xiad. No explaining his username either.
AmbroseMerle: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xiad
KingKyd: [facepalm of the century]
KingKyd: Now I wish there WASN’T an explanation for that name.
MisterKhane: [facedesk]
AmbroseMerle: Sorry, I forgot… “Challenge Accepted”

itlives: OK
itlives: dafuq should I do now
itlives: I got… stuff
AmbroseMerle: go to the bathroom and finish?
itlives: good idea
itlives: noted

AmbroseMerle: Maybe if I mention tits enough times he’ll show up…
lockman: oh hey
AmbroseMerle: that worked!
A2B2C1: only once
A2B2C1: nice