Lol @ the achievement name. "A Modest Proposal" is a satirical essay written by Jonathon Swift, in which he 'proposes' that the people of Ireland cook and eat their children to reap the possible economic and health benefits.
*after getting shot in the forest, I walk over to the medical tent and try to pick up the stuffed bear*
Doctor: Sorry, this is for patients only.
I think: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I'M BLEEDING FROM THE BRAIN! THERE IS BLOOD DRIPPING FROM MY HEAD!
Reeaaaally pathetic when someone knows their own game is worthless and tries to market it using a completely unrelated tagline, no instructions, and an obvious picture of Minecraft. Seriously, this guy knows it's crap. ;-; Kongregate, I love you, but take this shit off of here!
Could definitely do with more 'fruity' enemies (apples, bananas, grape bunches that split up into individual grapes on impact), upgrades, levels, colors...well...could definitely be a more finished game overall. Needs an update, ASAP.
Survival is reached on the planetary map. It's a big red dot with a circle around it, and when you click on it, it says 'survival'. + this up so people can see.
This game was brilliant. Short and sweet. It's very original, and the dreamy soundtrack, non-threatening but enjoyable levels and the cute storyline really contribute to make this into a really worthwhile game. Props.
I have to agree with Samaellb. Got the 200 achievement no problem, but I've beaten level 12 at least 3 times now, and it still doesn't register. Tried refreshing, redirecting to this page, etc, but nothing works. :C
Why is there even a quality button? So we get two choices "Shitty" and "HUGELY STINKING AWFUL"?
I'm sorry, but this really isn't a game. This is a travesty. This should be taken off of Kongregate.
Indeed, the guards are quite stupid. "ZOMGZ DEAD BODY! I WILL FIND THE KILLER AND AVENGE MY --oh, wait, time's out. *whistles, walking away*
However, it's challenging and, admittedly, addicting.