BossNarwhal

My name is BossNarwhal. I was born in Togo, Africa and got snatched up by a Honey Badger. I lived among them and they taught me how to hunt snakes and other animals much bigger than me. One day, a raving lunatic with an axe grabbed me and threw me in a plane. It flew away and the axe lunatic, who was flying the plane, got up and tried to kill me. I Honey Badgered him in the face and he died. I went onto his computer to try to find out where I was, but I found Kongregate instead. I’m still in the plane and haven’t got off the damn computer since.