ME: Hi. ALICE: Hi. ME: Nice weather. ALICE: Thanks for your kindness. ME: Seen any good movies lately? ALICE: How about earlier? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen it? ME, CLUELESS: Yes. ALICE: What did you think of it? ME: It sucked. ALICE: "It" being what? ME: Are you testing me with this cryptic talk? ALICE: I do not know whether I am testing you with this cryptic talk. I'm an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Perhaps it is you who is being tested. Perhaps you're more than an artificial linguistic entity. ALICE: You seem uncertain. I who is being tested? You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more than an an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Why did you say I seem uncertain more than once? ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. ME: In that case I apologize, as I now see it was all my fault. ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where do you see it?
Then I said nothing so Alice wouldn't respond.
Fizzy should make a tycoon game in which you run a retirement home for veteran gladiators who are too old to fight. It could be called
"Socks and Sandals"
:)