Pretty sure I drastically shortened the lifespan of my mouse..... but I have a new highscore.......
2,065,403 micrometers, or 2.065 meters
get some!
Proof : https://imgur.com/VuvK6Ik
horrible controls, lags and stutters even on a 1500$ gaming computer with 60mb/s internet speeds. negative stars not possible, so one will suffice. horrible choice for medal of the day, kong
this game is awesome, even if the maxed speed guys get a little hard to control. one of my favorite things to do is take one of my strongest players, throw the ball straight ahead, smash the guy who catches it, throw it again, smash the next guy to catch it, and repeat all the way to the goal :p
bretty good game, even if i did die pretty quick the first time :p but an easy to play, 15 min game. protip:having an elevator on every floor and a gun in every elevator is more important then ERHMAHGERHD LAZORZ!
lol so after beating the game and setting the all time high score for 5 lvl and unlimited mode, i came back to play again and see if i could beat my score.... but then i noticed people downvoted my previous comment XD what's the matter guys? you jealous or something?
my hero's initiative is always maxed, yet the enemy forces always attack first, meaning if you have any weaker or new troops on your front line, they die, and any defense map where you start of surrounded becomes super difficult because all of your tank troops lose half their hp on the first turn. and abilities can be used only once per skirmish? better save that heal spell for when you are about to lose a troop. i like the permadeath, a troop gets wiped out you lose it, but combing it with all of the above and a horrible RNG makes even veteran strategy gamers like myself cringe
pistol->uzi->shotgun->x-ray gun and that's all you need
x-ray>minigun because with the xray you can dodge enemies to one side of the map then shoot through all of them, killing most with one shot.
game is super easy but fun while it lasts :)
Cain's log, day 14: After two weeks of driving through the desert i believe i may be getting somewhere. I have upgraded my firetruck with all the parts i can find, but i do see an abandoned semi at the next rest stop, and i will probably ditch my firetruck for it. I'm sure I will upgrade it soon enough, as the person who keeps leaving me cash at the every day seems to be getting more and more generous as i progress further. I'm not sure why cash matters as i am the only one around and have no one to buy parts from or install them, i just do everything myself. Tomorrow i may finally reach the next stop, although after driving every day until i run out of gas only to push my empty truck back, even if it is farther away then the next stop, has caused me to ponder: If i have the physical strength required to push a 40,000 pound vehicle over uneven terrain every day to the previous stop, why haven't i just walked, as i could probably face-punch any zombie that bothers me into next century?
BOTD medium difficulty? bah, try legendary. how many people actually got this badge? you fail kongregate, please delete this game from your servers, not only is it lame but two out of three badges are based off of a perfect launch and near improbable random odds. i'm saying that because after an hour my farthest distance is 588 and my highest trick combo ever was 1623, and those were both on perfect launches with awesome landings
This game cheats. wave 2? infiltrator that your troops can't see till he already has melee killed on of your riflemen. wave 10? yeah you're set up in your trenches but oh, flak36, clears your trenches with one burst. wave 15? yeah you built your troops back up. here, have a tank. fawk that
enemy soldier: Sir! The enemy general is spamming spearmen down the middle lane!
enemy general: Counter with our slowest trained cavalry. he'll never see it coming!
enemy soldier: But sir, their spearmen will massacre our cavalry with superior numbers weapon advantage!
enemy general: I SAID COUNTER WITH CAVALRY, DAMMIT!
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