Chipotly's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Ultimate Assassin 2

Oct. 30, 2010

7

Guard upon successfully killing Assassin: YEAH! -- sees his dead boss -- Guard: Shit.

Phage Wars 2

Oct. 05, 2010

1

The best "swarm conquer" strategy game ever (others in the genre include Nano War and Ant Wars). I've played them all but this one is definitely the best. Sometimes challenging, but that's the fun of it; a bit disorienting at first; but as you get into it, it's LOTS of fun and the environment is just perfect. The Analyzer is unique to this game as far as I know and a great addition. 5/5! For those needing help, the most useful stat is probably Reproduction, then Strength or Defense. :)

Doodle God

Jun. 24, 2010

-5

I really want to see triple additions. Human + Zombie + Sex = Necrophilia.

Chaos Faction 2

Jun. 24, 2010

-14

Disappointingly worse than CF1. I quite enjoyed 1... after seeing the silly characters and strange attack schemes of this game, I was disheartened. However, not bad... when compared to other fighting games, but definitely overshadowed by the first one.

Dark Age

Dec. 04, 2009

0

a limited map interface combined with mashing, no real action, and overall dullness make this one of the less enjoyable strategy games on this site. 3/5

Penguin Massacre

Dec. 04, 2009

0

Wow. Nice shooter game. :D

Siege Tank Defence

Dec. 04, 2009

0

Hmm... an okay game. no special concepts, just a straight endurance shoot-em-up. 3/5

Shadowreign RPG

Dec. 02, 2009

0

... After almost completing the game, I JUST realized that that there were different skill trees. Wow. The Tutorial needs to cover that. I am angry. >.< Good game, I guess. 4/5

How to Raise a Dragon

Nov. 30, 2009

0

good, deep thinking, and relatively complex game that keeps you going back to it long after you are done. 4.6/5

The Company of Myself

Nov. 28, 2009

0

Beautiful. It's tough, but that's just how bad I am with platformers. I never usually like platformers but this one is beautifully done. 4.7/5

Hands of War

Nov. 28, 2009

0

A big game that has simple controls and allows for days of nice RPG playing. It may get a little dull but the story keeps it alive. The warrior class is way too weak, and I would like to see a sequel with additional classes, like assassin, barbarian, or rogue. 4.5/5

0

Just like the extended boss battle to any good beat-em-up game. Leveling up is awesome and so is the enemy. Great game. 4.5/5

Splitter

Nov. 09, 2009

0

mmm... a creative concept makes for an entertaining, albeit slightly infuriating game. But that's the way it should be. }:) 4/5

Nano War

Nov. 08, 2009

0

A very novel concept for a strategy game. 4.5/5

Epic war

Nov. 07, 2009

0

Pretty entertaining. The arrow aiming system can be aggravating and simply arrow-spamming while charging up your mana bar and then releasing all your hobbits can get you very far. :P otherwise, nice game. 4/5

Epic War 2

Nov. 07, 2009

0

A very slow-paced game. There is no option to speed up the battle progress. The soldiers move about as fast as handicapped ants and mana regenerates with a trickle. Although it involves a few good elements of strategy, it still lacks color and "research" doesn't help nearly as much as it should.

Epic War 3

Nov. 07, 2009

0

Absolutely epic. However, it lags tremendously when all the units and particle effects kick in. Regardless, it is an action-packed strategy game that kills a couple of days.

Don't Shit Your Pants

Nov. 05, 2009

0

Pathetic game. It was a little bit funny but otherwise it was pretty pathetic.

Clockwords: Prelude

Oct. 24, 2009

0

a beautiful and very creative game. 4.8/5

Stick War

Oct. 24, 2009

0

Quite a nice strategy game. Archers are the cheap way to win this game easily, but you can also win without archers pretty easily, mashing out speartons. When i control a spearton, i can take down an enemy giant single-handedly with minimal loss of life. 4.5/5