Today I was strolling down the street, you know, like a true CHRISTian would do, when all of a sudden, a wild 666theist appeared! At first I was startled, as he had a stench to him since he hadn’t washed in a few days. He sneezed, and being the good Christian I am, I said “God bless you.” to him. My mistake. He lounged out at me, hissing and scream…
show moreToday I was strolling down the street, you know, like a true CHRISTian would do, when all of a sudden, a wild 666theist appeared! At first I was startled, as he had a stench to him since he hadn’t washed in a few days. He sneezed, and being the good Christian I am, I said “God bless you.” to him. My mistake. He lounged out at me, hissing and screaming like a wild animal! He yelled obnoxious lies like “God is Dead!” and “We evolved from monkeys!” This terrified me, so I pulled out my bible and held it in front of me, saying quotes from Philippians 4:19 and 2 Thes. 2:16-17, to which he stopped. He started screaming, his sking bubbled like it was boiling, and he started to claw out his eyes. He fell upon the ground, dead from the holy powers of our Lord Jesus Christ and God. Later I talked to a Priest who told me that that 666theist was a demon sent to convert people to the demonic faith Atheism. Brothers and Sisters, do not let the Devil lure you into sin, take Jesus into your heart.
Amen
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