CrackerBob100's Comments

A very very small and underdeveloped game that entertains me more than a lot of fully-fledged games out there. Definitely would be my fave if it was updated more.

There was a room with a bunch of numbers, I guess you didn't have to remember them at all? Thought it would be important...

I gotta say, the guy's determined to get back in his house. He broke through a grandfather clock, at least 10 chairs, 5 paintings, and god knows what else just to open his front door. Plus my barricade to his room that I made so I could stall to open the safe.

Turning off blood doesn't affect bosses.

Imagine playing a game of Dungeons and Dragons for the first time, and being so confused your very best friends consider the possibility that the 2-week old spoiled sandwich in the fridge may play better than you do. Now imagine playing it for the first time, and all the confusing parts either don't matter or are done for you. And it is incredible fun. Because that is this game.

WWWHHHOOOOOOAAAAHHHH THERE!

Believe me, if you reduce the waiting time for skills, make heroes fully healed after each battle, and reduce reviving time, I guarantee you people will still pay lots of money for events and stones. Why? Because that's all we pay for anyways.

It's been so long I can't count the days. Last day I remember repeating to myself was 100... 100 something. I don't remember how I got here. There's no way in or out of this town. I swear I've checked every building yet ammunition and bandages keep showing up daily. I try to tell the people on the radio where I am, and ask them to send a helicopter but all that they reply with is, "A care-package? On my way." every time... I must have heard that same voice two dozen times now. It takes 4 shotgun blasts to the face to kill these zombies... I'm drowning in ammo and supplies but the zombies match my reserves with sheer numbers. I don't know how much longer I can hold out...

With a time machine, they could've just stopped mankind from inventing fire.

I really hope they add a new event to find the crew lost exploring the Core.

Sick of seeing games that make you wait to play again.

Is that Arcuz music remixed I hear?

To test if offline mode worked, I saved and left for 30 seconds. At this point, I've made around 450M so far in my entire career. I get back on, and I get a message saying they got 545M just for me. I love this game!

Just figured out that you can cram the front entrance with tables/chairs and even the grandfather clock if you want. If you're lucky, the owner will glitch on top of one of them and get stuck. This makes it easy to get a few achievements as well as take EVERYTHING. Problem is getting upstairs without knocking him off whatever he's on.

I wonder why our thief never considered blocking the front door with anything.

Hotkeys for things in the shop would be nice so you could buy a lot of things quicker.

Why does the train have a warning light for a drawbridge but not a wrecked track?

It seems after I crawled under the door I held up with a stool, I forgot how to climb and crawl because there's a little stone tablet on the other side of a rather large opening in the wall.

What a great idea it was to flood the mayor's office to make that waterfall.

Found a fun glitch. Sometimes going into cinematic mode will make you INVISIBLE! Could've used that to get out of jail I suppose.