Testing subjects usually die science isn’t fun without cyanide.
That’s the drill and you may die as you’re not safe in Aperture!
You are safe, don’t you struggle now don’t you want you nice big cake?
GLaDOS the giant may fill your room with neurotoxin!
Shoot you with a rocket-turret – turn you into burning mush!
This is Aperture!
Everybody RUN!
You…
show moreTesting subjects usually die science isn’t fun without cyanide.
That’s the drill and you may die as you’re not safe in Aperture!
You are safe, don’t you struggle now don’t you want you nice big cake?
GLaDOS the giant may fill your room with neurotoxin!
Shoot you with a rocket-turret – turn you into burning mush!
This is Aperture!
Everybody RUN!
You better escape to a much safer place!
Our dear Chell is master of the portal-gun!
Everybody help her in her flight!
NOW!
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
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