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Cynicist's Badges

Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate

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Medal Meddler (completed)

Medal Meddler

Toss the Turtle
15 pts medium

Earn any 25 in-game medals

Fun and Profit (completed)

Fun and Profit

Toss the Turtle
5 pts easy

Earn $1,000 from a single launch

Help From My Little Friends (completed)

Help From My Little Friends

Toss the Turtle
15 pts medium

Hit 5 friendly little helpers during a single launch

Bounce House (completed)

Bounce House

Dynamic Systems
5 pts easy

Complete level 8

Teacher's Pet (completed)

Teacher's Pet

My Pet Protector
15 pts medium

Train up your apprentice to have 500 total skill points before he turns 18

Child Labor Exploitation (completed)

Child Labor Exploitation

My Pet Protector
5 pts easy

Acquire 30 total work points before your apprentice turns 18

Hop, Skip and a Jump (completed)

Hop, Skip and a Jump

Run
5 pts easy

Complete level 10 on "adventure" mode

Playing with Bombs (completed)

Playing with Bombs

Crush the Castle Players Pack
15 pts medium

Destroy any 30 castles

Black Shores' New King (completed)

Black Shores' New King

Crush the Castle Players Pack
5 pts easy

Conquer the Black Shores

Dragon's Tale (completed)

Dragon's Tale

How to Raise a Dragon
5 pts easy

Complete your dragon's adventurous life

Crossing the Line (completed)

Crossing the Line

Warfare: 1917
5 pts easy

Defeat the German army by conquering the entire field

Blue Runner (completed)

Blue Runner

Vector Runner
5 pts easy

Earn 5,000 points

Freedom Flyer (completed)

Freedom Flyer

Turkey Fling
15 pts medium

As this game so beautifully illustrates, the pursuit of freedom is endless. Score 50,000 points

"Some Things Never Change" (completed)

"Some Things Never Change"

Little Red Riding Hood
5 pts easy

Complete your adventure with a positive score

"Now What?" (completed)

"Now What?"

UPGRADE COMPLETE!
15 pts medium

Upgrade everything you can, including the final mystery upgrade

Cabin Fever (completed)

Cabin Fever

Morningstar
15 pts medium

Escape your ship's interior

We're Not in Nebraska Anymore (completed)

We're Not in Nebraska Anymore

Hedgehog Launch 2
5 pts easy

Reach Mars in 20 days or fewer

Sensing the Beat (completed)

Sensing the Beat

Music Bounce
5 pts easy

Complete the first 5 levels

Dartboard Practice (completed)

Dartboard Practice

Globetrotter XL
5 pts easy

Score a mere 1,000 points

Dodgeball (completed)

Dodgeball

Particles
5 pts easy

Survive 50 seconds