DarkReality's Comments

The microtransaction prices are insane. Divide by 10 to get the dollar value. It's predatory to charge as much as you do. Shame on you.

It's a nice start. But it's lacking excitement. The idea is great but pinball is supposed to be flashy, loud, adrenaline-pumping action. Where are the bumpers, the traps, the bonuses, the challenges? This is like someone made a pinball game without ever having played pinball. All of the upgrades are geared towards making points go up, not making the actual game more interesting by adding more mechanics or features. I played for a few minutes but see no reason to continue, to be honest. None of the upgrades promise to reward me for playing by making the game more fun.

This game slows down TREMENDOUSLY with all the ants on screen. It would be great to have the option of not drawing all the individual ants.

Money income is unbalanced. Selling iron bars equals 50/8 = 6.25 money per bar. For steel it's 200/64 = 3.125 per bar. For copper the math gets more complicated because it costs steel to upgrade, not to upkeep. Nonetheless, the most bang-for-buck is iron.

Weird balance. Took forever to get the first princess and then I finished the game within minutes. But all around really nice!

If you turned this into a longer game, possibly with procedurally generated levels and more enemy variety, then this would be perfect. The mechanics are solid and the controls feel very responsive.

Not being able to use the cow on the fairies makes them effectively useless :-/

This game needs serious rebalancing. Not choosing waterboys makes it impossible to get proper food growth, but at the cost of making too little gold (especially after the update!)

This game still has some severe balancing issues. Progress slows down to a halt after approx. 65 skill points

I don't understand your units displayed. Why are you showing me that I have 23 million GB when you have perfectly sufficient other larger units?

Turning off the music and sound in the menu doesn't actually mute the game for me.

The scaling on this is disastrous. A dyson ring produces 5k energy per second? I'm already producing 2.5k from nuclear and lava alone, what motivation could I possibly have to produce THAT many resources for such a small increase?

So... million, billion, and then 'aa'? What happened to T(rillion)? Q(uadrillion)?

This game is buggy as all heckums. Sometimes the board stops responding (I can still click the upgrades and such, just not place/move them), moving around stuff will lead to bizarre error messages (like "Needs Gold Cells" on a lab).

The first two levels made this game feel a bit unfinished, the mechanics were just "wrong" enough to feel like bad design rather than something new. But then I kept playing and holy smokes this game is brilliant.

This is absolutely not a physics game. Horizontal momentum is killed the moment I attach a balloon, making it impossible to time any real jumps. Instead I have to wait and see if I get lucky and the cat-balloon does its weird wiggling often enough to get where I want it to.

Are the gem-per-day upgrades permanent?

So this could use an update with new things to research...

It's ridiculous that I need to wait for everything to research again every time I level up. Not only is it an artificial time stretcher, it makes absolutely no sense at all.

This game is hopelessly broken. It's a shame Kongregate would promote this when there are so many quality games out there.