Sadly I am unable to play for the same reason stated, was looking forward to it to. Concept wise it seems alright, it looks good and is well thought out at least, So I can give you that. May need to go through some fixes before I can say more or rate though.
I was going to just give this game a 3/5, but I'd say that ending definitely gives it one extra star. Everybody already beat me to star jokes so I'm not making any.
Delpanto, I mean the game itself seems to have changed to an older version, play online no longer works and only says "coming soon", rather than your Kongregate name it says "your good self", glowing Zilch no longer works, and of course the most obvious one is that when you finish a match it tells you this is not the latest version.
Not that bad of a game, pretty bland but entertaining, but it suffers from the far too common fatal flaw so many puzzles games succumb to...perfection. I absolutely despise levels where you have to do it perfectly, no shortcuts or anything there's one way to do it and one single angle to do it. Let me say now if any of you make a puzzle game, I'm begging you not to have perfection levels, they can sometimes completely kill a great game.
This game really does look great, and it's got good mechanics going for it, but the accuracy it requires on the bad controls makes it probably one of the worst games I've yet to play on this site. Sometimes there's screens I can do perfect at the first time, then the next run I can't do it, I try as hard as I can but I just can't do it. 1/5, the one star is just for the nice visuals.
I don't normally like luck based games, but for some reason this is a lot of fun and well designed, it's next to impossible for me to say I'm having fun while I'm on a learning streak, the guy did something right, RIP my friend 5/5
Pretty sure the only reason the medium isn't a hard is because they let you do it with unlimited darts, though even with them some levels still require you get it right in one go, with perfect accuracy. Far too many puzzles go from "Hey puzzles! Fun!" to "Do this one perfectly, like a god, in one go, one shot, don't screw it up"
Speaking of a difficulty ramp, it's kind of a shame Jesse is tough as nails with his sexy self, but then Mate and Star are far too easy, you should make them tough as nails too, give them some backstory, built up to their final boss battle, like Ganon was built up. And speaking of me again, I feel I should have a gripping backstory, a tale of loss and tragedy. I feel I am the pivotal role of this game.
I love that you made me a robot, that is some good stalker dedication right there. Though I must say I was far too easy, you should give me a special move, transform into a gun or something, give me a difficulty ramp here man. Best game ever, love it, 1/5
There seems to be a problem with spares and UAVs, every once in awhile a green gear goes to the UAV, but it doesn't accept it so the gear just screws (no pun) with the UAV until it vanishes or bumps into another car and heals it. I think maybe UAVs aren't supposed to be healed, but spares recognize it as an object with health so it tries anyway. It may just be healing UAVs is glitched, don't know.
So I finally get all of the band-aids, for a secret movie I can't even watch...it's 2 cubes humping each other, how is that so offensive? It's just two colorful squares with faces!
Love this series, though I have to say I'm rather disappointed that the secret ending character is Mel Gibson. Should've went with Nicolas Cage man. 5/5
I'm pretty sure it's been said before, but there's 2 things that make this game hard. 1 is the awful controls, he's such a floaty slippery character, to me that's not what makes a game the good kind of difficult, it should be actual challenge (which some levels do have), not handicapping controls. The other thing is some levels are pure pixel luck, added on to being a slippery controlled character it's insane some of the feats map makers expect you to do. Half of the problem is control, the other half is some maps being just unfair, requiring you to be a spitting image of perfection itself.
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What would you suggest?