As boring as a grinding game with in-ads can be. If you are positive this is the life you want, go for the crit at the very beginning: try to punch the enemy in the ring when he'll have finished moving toward you (and barely stopped). Yay, you go faster.. to boredom.
Great game, but why did you remove the movement with the mouse? If you wanted to add a keybord option, you could just have added it as an extra. I really enjoy you work, please keep going and don't forget your humour along the way, it is amazingly funny ;)
Thank You. As for the mouse controls, the player would directly jump to an event if clicked with mouse. So, he could end up missing some of the items
that aren't exactly a clue but are jokes for fun. I will try to keep both controls in the sequel. :D
I can get electrified by an electric fence (multiple times), deal without fear with monsters, jump to grab a fish middair and quicly avoid getting eaten by a troll, kick weird malfunctioning machines, explore obscure tunnels without the faintest light... I can even kill a goat without blinking once, all to rescue my precious bunny. But jump from half a meter, to solid ground... are you crazy? With my magic glued wings, I'll jump off from the highest cliff, but without... not in my lifetime.
I knew you were mine! Ahahah this game is so chauvinist, the final dialogue kept me laughing for five minutes. I don't agree with the correct answers though, your objective should be to show your manliness! Ahahah anyway, I thank you for the good time, and I'll hope you see my comment before someone delete this ironic masterpiece :P
I disagree with most users. Not only I didn't find the intro so long, but furthermore I think giving 30 sec of our time is a little price to pay for a fun and free game such as this one.
I would like to see an option to skip animations (interesting at first, only boring after your thousand match). This will speed up a lot the combat, which now is far too slow.
Another option to finish the game, appearing either if all members of your team or of your opponents' cannot move/attack/use abilities: seeing turn after turn of crowd appeal while bleeding to death is useful only if you have some goals to achieve. Then, it could be an option: if you want you skip direct to their death by bleeding (so you can choose from mercy/loot options), otherwise you continue playing just normal. Finally, I would like a "repeat same attack as previous turn" option for each of my gladiator, maybe linked to some easy key like spacebar. Not only this could speed up the game, but moreover, with that you could avoid clicking by mistake another limb of your opponent. SPEED UP THE GAME, 4/5 ;)
Not bad, I enjoyed it. A quick tip: when you upgrade the pun tree and make it able to destroy rock tiles, if you have the "Cure all team of 30% health whenever you kill an enemy" you can cure all team just moving the tree near a rock tile, since its destruction counts as an enemy kill. If there are a lot of adjacent rock tiles, well, you are unstoppable ;)
If you wink at your previous game offering funny easter eggs (and comes to my mind the painting of Alice is Dead in the first Hood episode), Brandt should say let "us" know XD
Wow Hyptosis! I love your games, from the Hood series to Steelcurse and Sagittarian (Btw, there are day by day less "read and chose" games like sagittarian, and you don't know how much I appreciate them, so thanks! And please, keep them coming (like sag 4,5,6... you got the idea XD) This game is great! I know, it could be more polished, but hey, it is amazing! Great work, 5/5 :)
I played all chapters, and I must say this is a masterpiece! Thank you! Your game is brilliant, story is great, every character is so funny, voice acting is just awesome! I laughed so hard, sometimes I just ended up going through conversation over and over again, just to smile a little more :) Minigames are good and not stressfull, I loved music and almost all the lines of character, you really know how to make people laugh (cerberus, the orange.hair-girl, z-diddy... seriously I can't find one who didn't make me look at the screen laughing), you entertained me so well, THANK YOU! Again! Can't wait for another sequel ;) This is the "Ultimate Game! "
A basic guide to learn how to create a Flash game. I just loved the fact that every line of code is explained, it is so fascinatig to understand WHY it is like that, other than simply copy it. I hope to read an advanced guide in the future, with the same amusing form of writing. Thank you!
It is a really simple game, but everything works just fine for me. Try to add some more variables, like limited bullets, bombs to attack lower enemies, some kind of time or progression-counter etc. Maybe statistics to upgrade your plane with? Or different kind of powerups... It is a basic first try, but it can be improved a lot ;)
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Just a tip: If you position your soldiers near the spawning hole, blocking one or two of the squares where enemies usually jump, they cannot spawn in that square. This way you can easily control where they will exit (or you can block a spawning completely), thus making the game way easier. This is a great effort, the only thing I can complain about is... it is too short ;) Looking for a sequel, 5/5
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Thank You. As for the mouse controls, the player would directly jump to an event if clicked with mouse. So, he could end up missing some of the items that aren't exactly a clue but are jokes for fun. I will try to keep both controls in the sequel. :D