DirkRhyolite's Comments

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Zak	Mar. 10, 2017 Rating: 0 The controls feel slightly sluggish, but it's fun, particularly the ending, where Zak flings himself headlong at an alien god armed with nothing but a steel pipe and brass balls. 100% completion is a rewarding challenge. The resurrection sound effect is giving me pazaak flashbacks, though.
no-one has to die.	May. 03, 2013 Rating: 0 It's like 999 except free and considerably less verbose. I love this time travel paradox stuff. Five stars.
New Star Soccer	Mar. 05, 2013 Rating: 2 Twice now I've tried to join a Canadian side and the game crashed.
Legacy of Heroes	Sep. 06, 2012 Rating: 4 @behemouthman: All games are a meaningless waste of time. I happen to like this one.
Deadly Neighbors 2	Aug. 05, 2012 Rating: 3 I got so absorbed in this game I missed the Curiosity landing.
Turbo Golf	Jul. 28, 2012 Rating: 0 Great fun despite a couple of annoying things: the "End Now" button often giving the wrong results and your player taking a shot when you try to unpause the game.
Relive Your Life	Jun. 30, 2012 Rating: -1 St. Awesome is the best ending.
Nuclear Outrun	May. 02, 2012 Rating: 1 I saw the thumbnail and thought, "Is that a nerdook game? MUST PLAY."
New Star Soccer	Apr. 03, 2012 Rating: 4 I'm 41 years old and still playing 90 minutes of every game. What exactly is in these energy drinks?
New Star Soccer	Mar. 23, 2012 Rating: 4 I wish there was some way to distinguish one girlfriend from another. A picture, a one-line biography, something. Overall, a fantastic game.
Zombie Misfits	Mar. 21, 2012 Rating: 1 Decent game, but needs a quality adjustment button to make it run smoother.
Abobo's Big Adventure	Feb. 18, 2012 Rating: 1 Surprisingly long game. By which I mean, "crap, it's 2:49 AM already."
Proke	Feb. 09, 2012 Rating: 0 It took three playthroughs before I realized I could use words that weren't six letters long. The dots confused me.
Gibbets 3	Dec. 08, 2011 Rating: -2 I am Robin Hood!
Grand Prix Go	Sep. 22, 2011 Rating: 9 Surprisingly realistic controls, considering the cartoony style. Quite fun.
Pel	Aug. 06, 2011 Rating: 0 All the fun of juggling without the years and years of practice.
Synapsis 2	Aug. 04, 2011 Rating: 2 I'm glad I didn't play this at night.
Help the Hero	Jul. 27, 2011 Rating: 3 Can I not use my vast sums of money to pay my enemies to take a dive?