Displonker

If you want to find out about me, just ask!

(Note: Due to recent court claims, I (Displonker) must include this disclaimer. I (Displonker) am not to be held liable if I (Displonker) do not appear when you stab a curtain with a fork. Responsibility for any damage to curtains, windows, or the area around the curtains, lies solely with you (the fork-wielder). Any emotional distraught to you (the fork-wielder) due to my (Displonker’s) lack of appearance, is by no means my (Displonker’s) fault. You (the now emotionally distraught fork-wielder) can have a hug*.)

*Due to more recent court filings, Hugs are no longer included.