Real cute. It's also impossible to attach an image to the "missing a badge"/etc form for that achievement. Do you think they're getting flooded or something? :o)
Mate you could make me happy by putting a 1% offline gain for stuff up for fairly cheap. It takes hours sometimes to get offline so I can go do other things with my trash machine, when I'd rather just let it trickle offline while I'm doing other things.
I would like to simultaneously thank and shame the developer for putting the image of procreational activities with books in my head. Thanks, now it's going to be stuck there.
A lot of laptops have this problem where you can have trackpad or keyboard keys being used for input, but not both at once. Please provide twin-stick style controls - WASD and arrows, one to move, the other for which way you're shooting. Thanks!
I'm actually baffled at how poorly this game aged. For those hating on this game because of, well, a lot of reasons, be aware that it was one of the first major Flash games. It's venerable, quite possibly the first real "launch" style game. And that's why basic aspects of launch games are missing here - grandaddy gets a free pass.
XMMMX99 - my gpu is a bit more well-behaved with graphics off. I can probably gather the actual data for you if you need it. Any chance you can change "graphics off" button to being a consistent setting? (like "auto-restart" is, for example)
Some games are great, well, games... Others are great experiences. I'm giving you 4/5 for making a game that's remarkably strong in the second category. My solitary complaint is that it's short and it feels like the story is incomplete - like this is only the first book of a short series. (Then again, there is value in being short but sweet.) I look forward to future games you may make, and if you ever pick up HaXe as a language let me know and I might be able to lend a hand along the way.
This game plays itself. You just kick and let it go. At that point, the game isn't a game at all - it's a parametric animation. Dissapointed more in Kongregate than devs, this is your badge of the day? Boredom rates 1/5.
So, I have a bug where a chest just won't open. It picks a weird place to be on the screen and locks the game up, more or less. Anyone else experiencing this?
1/5... Freezes my laptop repeatedly during load, unclear bootloader wouldn't let me start playing, and after having to forcefully kill the page I've decided that you just aren't good at writing code to the point that I'm not interested in playing a game.
Dev, add a simple preloader please? My internet is slow enough that I thought it had failed to load, walked away from my laptop, and came back to music playing.
This is one of the best "older" games on Kongregate, but something over time has changed it from the smoothly running game I remember playing to a lagtastic bag of fail. Dev, any chance of an update in here? This is a game in the philosophy category that should be kept alive.
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