I won oh mu god I am rich now I love this game I can buy two cars now so that I can drive one and have one spare in case I crash the first one because I dont have drivers licence or maybe I should buy every vaccine in the world and inject myself so I can survive every disease maybe even when the zombie plague comes Ill be okay thanks game for making all of this possible 1/5
Oh bummer. I honestly expected there to be some pornography on this site. The same site that censors certain profanities on chat. Oh well... I do still believe it is perfectly possible to upload a game with full frontal nudity and not have it immediately flagged and banned. This is Kongregate, after all. Not some prude Newgrounds, or anything like that.
This game has gameplay! You right-click and select forward. Maybe the sequel will be a fully non-linear game! You'll be given a choice between right-clicking and choosing forward, just left-clicking, or pressing spacebar to toggle the slideshow. All in all, it's an interesting break from monotony of mainstream games. Very artistic and compelling, with unprecedented replay value. 1/5.
Dear Lord, how I wish this game would work a bit faster on my computer. I have to turn ambient effects whenever figwalking, or the slowdown gets unbearable.
Shame on you, Adobe.
I'll have a much more relevant review once I beat the game. Which might take a while... walk... faster...