Ectoplasmic

I am a hunched and sarcastic recluse who gains sustenance only from garden spiders and the roots of oak trees. I have one twitchy eye and a permanent tilt, as well as a fondness for rabbit fur and the smell of blood. I sneak into computer labs at night to access the internet, and am involved in an anonymous chess match with someone at the university who does not know I am not a student. They do not know because I have never been seen by anyone in town, aside from a handful of terrified night guards, and one or two bewildered drunks.