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Hide the progress bar forever? Yes No
Oct 31, 2019 2:22pm
God?
mAnDInGo
Um
MANDINGO
Mar 23, 2020 8:51pm
your not doing a good job at healing people
You’re not doing a very good job with grammar.
Mar 4, 2020 6:15am
NO CORONAVIRUS!!!
Mar 4, 2020 6:11am
NO KINDERGARTEN!!!
Mar 4, 2020 6:08am
NO WARMONGERY!!!
Mar 4, 2020 6:04am
NO XENOPHILIA!!!
Mar 4, 2020 5:51am
NO XANTHELASMA!!!
Dec 25, 2019 5:25am
Do you rememba? The 25th night of Decemba?
Dec 22, 2019 9:24pm
NO YTTERBIUM!!!
Dec 22, 2019 9:20pm
NO ZYTHOLOGY!!!
Dec 22, 2019 9:16pm
NO YPSOLOPHIDS!!!
Dec 22, 2019 9:12pm
NO ZOOLOGISTS!!!
Dec 22, 2019 8:59pm
NO YELLOWBELLIES!!!
Sep 2, 2019 1:21pm
I have your book.
And he certainly doesn’t obey it.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but the Word of God will live forever.
Amen
Oct 11, 2019 8:49pm
You are GodAlone.
Oct 3, 2019 6:33am
can i go 2 heven? <3
Sep 4, 2019 2:32pm
Leonardo Di Vince sure did a nice job on your portrait.
That’s no Di Vinci painting…
Sep 8, 2019 12:38pm
Such a disgraceful representation of the All Mighty! May Allah smite you!
What is disgraceful about God having an account on Kongregate?
Sep 3, 2019 1:15am
God, I raped a dozen women, but I ask for forgiveness. Please let me into heaven. I masturbate to you every night.
That’s not the way it works Teemo.
You must repent
Sep 5, 2019 2:01am
Heavenly father, I have dedicated my life to correcting the curs who have wronged you. Please let these children whom I’ve passionately baptized into heaven.
Their own willful and true repentance is the only way.
Sep 2, 2019 11:04am
Hey God
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