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Game comments and reviews

Clockwords: Prelude

May. 06, 2011

-13

congratulations! you've earned my own personal unnoficial badge: most moronic concept, ever! no fun had here whatsoever. oh wait... I'm about to go back to the Kongregate home page. and, now, my expectations are lowered even more. so the next disappointing "game" will come as no shock at all!

Platform Racing 2

May. 05, 2011

-4

NOONE CAN BEAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!

GemCraft Labyrinth

Apr. 28, 2011

2

GemCraft rocks my socks

Bot Arena 3

Apr. 21, 2011

5

I award you 5 points... towards most dumbass game of the year.

Neverending Light

Apr. 18, 2011

-2

dumbass

Orbital Onslaught

Apr. 10, 2011

-1

Accatitippi: yes, the enemy has units too! OMG!

Tyrant

Apr. 05, 2011

-1

(in the arena)...: I beat you the first time, I win 5 (arena points). I beat you the second time, I win 4. You beat me the third time, I lose 7! You beat me, the fourth time, I lose 7 again. so every time I beat a player, I win less than the time before. but, every time I lose to a player, I lose the maximum amount? dumbass... that's the part that confirms what I already knew: you don't deserve 5 stars.

Tyrant

Apr. 03, 2011

4

agree, should be able to have more cards in a deck. and why would you pay money to increase your energy when you can just wait? I wouldn't.

Drift Runners

Mar. 29, 2011

2

more than one badge at the same time: personal first! whoot whoot!... well, I'm excited, anywhoo...

Critter Forge

Mar. 29, 2011

-7

one of the stupidest games ever

Meat Boy

Mar. 26, 2011

-14

dumb game. really.

Notebook Wars 2

Mar. 23, 2011

-14

I just hit every enemy without missing a shot on the first level and got an accuracy of 43%... guess how many stars I'm giving this game! (1 more than it deserves, so I at least get a point for rating it...)

Balloon in a Wasteland

Mar. 21, 2011

-5

thank you armor games. easiest easy and medium badges I've ever got. plus, in the second half of the game, I'm thinking to myself: surely, it's going to get way hard pretty soon. and it doesn't! armor games, you rock!

SHIFT 3

Mar. 19, 2011

-5

I fought all that way just to unlock Mel Gibson? aagh!

Cardian

Mar. 12, 2011

-8

if it ain't broke... don't fix it :D

Depict1

Mar. 08, 2011

0

oh, right...!

Burrito Bison

Mar. 02, 2011

-6

far too graphic intensive for a game of its kind. admitted my computer is stupid. still. good point I make, mmm!

Bottle Capper

Feb. 28, 2011

1

should have badges. 10: easy, 5 points. 20: medium, 10 points. 30: yep, you guessed it!