congratulations! you've earned my own personal unnoficial badge: most moronic concept, ever! no fun had here whatsoever. oh wait... I'm about to go back to the Kongregate home page. and, now, my expectations are lowered even more. so the next disappointing "game" will come as no shock at all!
(in the arena)...: I beat you the first time, I win 5 (arena points). I beat you the second time, I win 4. You beat me the third time, I lose 7! You beat me, the fourth time, I lose 7 again. so every time I beat a player, I win less than the time before. but, every time I lose to a player, I lose the maximum amount? dumbass... that's the part that confirms what I already knew: you don't deserve 5 stars.
I just hit every enemy without missing a shot on the first level and got an accuracy of 43%... guess how many stars I'm giving this game! (1 more than it deserves, so I at least get a point for rating it...)
thank you armor games. easiest easy and medium badges I've ever got. plus, in the second half of the game, I'm thinking to myself: surely, it's going to get way hard pretty soon. and it doesn't! armor games, you rock!
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