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HegemonyLeague
Sep 22, 2013 11:21am The Hegemony Tournament has been canceled due to general lack of interest.
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lock_of_fear
Jul 12, 2011 4:28pm you said:Muscle Man walks into shop Hey, I needed to buy this, but I only found 3,000 gp in my Purse. PURSE? FOR MEN? Amazing. I don’t think they mean that kind of purse. they mean purse as in a storage place for money. In Othello Iago says “Thus do I ever make my fool my purse.” It’s an old fashion way to use the word but it’s not wrong.
ToxicWizzard
Feb 9, 2011 5:55pm A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. Whi… show moreA man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” His wife responds: "He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!" show less
TylerLovesYou68
Feb 6, 2011 1:17pm
MonochromeHearts
Dec 23, 2010 1:27pm
xToxicRainbowx
Jan 2, 2011 9:20pm
The_Hegemony
Nov 13, 2010 9:29pm
The_Hegemony
Oct 30, 2010 9:39pm Current Macro Tournament Game: Amberialites: The Tower of Endurance I will update Spreadsheet sometime tomorrow, right now my internet connection is being “annoying” to say the least…
The_Hegemony
Oct 23, 2010 9:32pm Round 3 of the Macro Tournament has begun. The game is Colordefense . The winner of Round 2 was WiiPlayer133, 2nd Place went to UUU2, and 3rd place went to I_Like_games.
The_Hegemony
Oct 21, 2010 8:34pm
The_Hegemony
Oct 14, 2010 10:14am I have made some changes in the way the tournament will work so that it will be more fun for everyone. … seriously, go read it.
The_Hegemony
Oct 9, 2010 10:14am THE TOURNAMENTS ARE BACK!Go HERE for more info. Do not ask me for links, end dates or anything like that in chat or I will ignore the question. The links are all here on my profile and All the info on the tournaments are found using those links. Read everything on the Tournament website completely. don’t just see what the game is and leave other… show moreTHE TOURNAMENTS ARE BACK!Go HERE for more info. Do not ask me for links, end dates or anything like that in chat or I will ignore the question. The links are all here on my profile and All the info on the tournaments are found using those links. Read everything on the Tournament website completely. don’t just see what the game is and leave otherwise you’ll end up asking stupid questions. I am doing this because if I have to stop what I’m doing and answer the same questions every five mins like I did before I’ll never find time to update scores or play games. So please keep this in mind. show less
The_Hegemony
Oct 5, 2010 12:42pm ATTENTION:All tournaments are canceled until further notice due to a lack of participants.It takes far too much time setting up and maintaining the tournaments for only a handful of people to participate. So there will be not further tournaments until people show more interest in them. If you would like me to continue the tournaments and are pla… show moreATTENTION:All tournaments are canceled until further notice due to a lack of participants.It takes far too much time setting up and maintaining the tournaments for only a handful of people to participate. So there will be not further tournaments until people show more interest in them. If you would like me to continue the tournaments and are planning on being in them leave me a whisper saying so. Depending on how many people say they will be in them I may or may not begin holding tournaments again. show less
The_Hegemony
Oct 3, 2010 11:27am The Current Mini Tournament Game IS: SolipskierThe people with the top ten scores by 11:59pm EST Tuesday will go on compete in the HEGEMONY MACRO TOURNAMENT SERIES which will consist of several knockout rounds lasting 24 hours each. Also the the top two scores (of people who did not make it to the top ten in the mini tournament) in the Micro tou… show moreThe Current Mini Tournament Game IS: SolipskierThe people with the top ten scores by 11:59pm EST Tuesday will go on compete in the HEGEMONY MACRO TOURNAMENT SERIES which will consist of several knockout rounds lasting 24 hours each. Also the the top two scores (of people who did not make it to the top ten in the mini tournament) in the Micro tournament will go on to the Macro tournament. The winner of the Macro tournament series will receive:
The_Hegemony
Oct 2, 2010 3:16pm Both the Mini and the Micro Tournaments will end tonight at 11:59pm!Current Mini Tournament Game: Drag Box Current Micro Tournament Game: Ragdoll Laser Dodge NOTICE: If you have entered the tournament and do not see your name on the list located on my profile it means I am not tracking your score because I’ve made a mistake. Please let me know i… show moreBoth the Mini and the Micro Tournaments will end tonight at 11:59pm!Current Mini Tournament Game: Drag Box Current Micro Tournament Game: Ragdoll Laser Dodge NOTICE: If you have entered the tournament and do not see your name on the list located on my profile it means I am not tracking your score because I’ve made a mistake. Please let me know if this happens. show less
The_Hegemony
Sep 26, 2010 8:42am ATTENTION: We are now holding a Micro Tournament! The game is NOGGINS: http://www.kongregate.com/games/ChevyRay/noggins The Exact ending time for the Micro Tournament is located on the score spreadsheet at the link below The Winner of the Micro Tournament gets to choose the game to be used for the next Micro Tournament. Good luck and have fun. show moreATTENTION: We are now holding a Micro Tournament! The game is NOGGINS: http://www.kongregate.com/games/ChevyRay/noggins The Exact ending time for the Micro Tournament is located on the score spreadsheet at the link below The Winner of the Micro Tournament gets to choose the game to be used for the next Micro Tournament. Good luck and have fun. show less
Xx_Yoshimori_Xx
Sep 20, 2010 8:39am Add me your your thing in your description D: or else…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6iosJ12vI&feature=player_embedded#at=135 |