Incandescent

Main Character

Name: Oozlabiggs
Age: 12
Height 1’5
Race: Half Nipple, Half Processed Food
Appearance: Oozlabiggs suffers from Down Syndrome and looks like a gimpy mongoloid, some sort of cross between John Cusack and Morgan Freeman.
Bio: When Oozlabiggs was born, his father died during childbirth, and his mother sold him for blow. He spent his childhood sucking dick in exchange for dandelions and died from typhoid fever during adolescence.