This is what I think about every time I play this game: Juarez and Hidalgo, two Mexican cacti, are smugglers, bringing weapons and supplies to Villa's revolutionary force in 1910 Mexico. They are being dogged by imperialist monsters, and an evil train known as Maximiliano.
PROTIP: JUST GET THE FREAKING PUMP AND GET OUT OF HERE. (Also, once you have all the weapons, and are just spending money on mines/health, just start repairing your car, drop mines while repairing, and get the occasional health boost.)
@Metalvoid that comment is really unnecessary. I believe it's called "trolling". Rating down because of your personal beliefs should not be tolerated, either. Anyway, you complain about the "animal abuse" What about the murder?!?! Are you blind?! He kills people and eats their hearts?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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