Final battle as Russia, got over a hundred troops, including 50 militiamen.
Laughed evilly.
Used shrinking scroll.
Ended the battle with no losses and a newfound respect for human wave tactics.
11/10, would zerg again.
Is it just me or do the higher level buildings outclass everything else way too fast? Right now (first soft reset, playing as the evil side), 95% of my production comes from Evil Fortresses and Hell Portals, and I don't even have enough money for a Hall of Heroes yet. Because of this, upgrades for the cheaper buildings are simply not worth it. Before anyone asks, yes, I am using demons, but I only have the first tier upgrades, and they don't affect the income distribution nearly enough to account for this. Hell, the only reason I'm using these guys is because of weird balance issue. If it wasn't for the assistants, I wouldn't even buy the lower tier buildings after getting enough to buy the more expensive ones.
RIP in pepperoni, clout. My careers as Commu- *Socialist* and Conservative MPs were quite enjoyable, what with the constant assassination attempts, drug abuse and fisticuffs with paparazzis. It really is too bad that... this... happened, Clout itself was a wonderful experience.
Please, delos, stop being so aggressive. The playerbase is coming up with genuine concerns and the least you could do is look into it and try to fix the problems. Just stop assuming everyone is trying to mess with you. In fact, most of us here really care for the game and want to help you with it, and, honestly, alienating everyone with those kneejerk reactions is a surefire way to destroy the community, which is the last thing you want. So, once again, on behalf of the cloutiverse community (which, I believe, would agree with this), please, redirect your efforts towards improving the game instead of attacking those who try to be helpful and provide feedback.
There should honestly be a more convenient way to apply for the Lobby, since the "Become A Lobbyist" button doesn't work.
I also wouldn't mind becoming a lobbyist myself, given that my career as a congressperson has met yet another unfortunate end.
So, now we have a negative salary. It's a thing, I guess?
I highly doubt it'll stop the assassinations or, indeed, do anything but screw over the newbies but we'll see.
Usually if the game won't save, the problem is your browser blocking third-party cookies. Are you using Safari or any privacy-related browser extensions? Make sure "www.swarmsim.com" has permission to set cookies (localstorage). Also, if you whisper me I'll get you a similar save if your progress sounds realistic - tell me how long you've played and what units you remember having.
Now that I've conquered the world, I wonder what we'll do with the 200~ billion soldiers we have... In fact, I don't know what the hell we had them for before, since a couple billion would have sufficed. Also, we have *200 billion* soldiers, and more keep getting hired even though the other nations combined could field less than 1% of that number so I have no idea what the demographics of Ederow are like, or how the hell my economy keeps working...
But of course our beloved queen is Santa. I mean, she was already striving to give everyone in the world the gift of her glorious rule. Merry Christmas, and a happy new year as loyal Tourian subjects!
Well, George W. Bush. We have a Green President. The fact that anyone in the nation is still alive is in equal parts a miracle and a bug at this point... I guess it's because of Morgan Freeman being VP or something.
"Now, let us prepare for tomorrow night!" "Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night, my Queen?" "The same thing we do every night, general, build more farms!"
@warriorman222 In fact, we only have the game's word that the aliens are invading and that that the troops we hire are fighting them. For all we know, they may just have come over for dinner or something and our soldiers are entertaining them by performing a parade.
Well, our public debt is greater than our GDP, the world hates our guts as usual and we started yet another war, this time with China. 'Murica, hell yeah!
"Hmmm, we're at war with Mexico, Russia, and Morocco at the same time? Guess we have to attack India as well! If we do this enough, maybe everything'll reverse itself and the world will like us again!"
lvl 20, follow the outline of the tree on the left of the paining on the left until you find the 1 pixel that's different (and clickable). You must click the 4 obvious differences first.
 "50 years (graphical)"){kind=icon}
 "Realm Grinder"){kind=icon}
 "Clout: The Game"){kind=icon}
 "Swarm Simulator"){kind=icon}
 "Idle Conquest"){kind=icon}
 "Save the Earth! - The Incremental -"){kind=icon}
 "Gone to the dogs"){kind=icon}
 "Hook"){kind=icon}
 "Trollface Quest 3"){kind=icon}
Except it works fine and you're not listening when I say that you can only play The Lobby if you've been given access.