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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ I MADE THIS, IT’S MY BABY!

+Cyrus Jones 1810 to 1913
Made his great grandchildren believe
You could live to a 103
A hundred and three is forever when you’re just a little kid
So, Cyrus Jones lived forever

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
Gravedigger

Muriel Stonewall 1903 to 1954
She lost both of her babies in the second great war
Now, you should never have to watch your only children lowered in the ground
I mean you should never have to bury your own babies

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
Gravedigger

Ring around the rosey
Pocket full o’posey
Ashes to ashes
{Musical intro}
We all fall down

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
Oh Gravedigger

Little Mikey Carson ’67 to ’75
He rode his bike like the devil until the day he died
When he grows up he wants to be Mr. Vertigo on the flying trapeze
Oh, 1940 to 1992—

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
Grave digger
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
I can feel the rain
I can feel the rain
Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you make it shallow
So that I can feel the rain
Gravedigger
Gravedigger .+
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BASIC ATTRIBUTES

Age: Fifteen.

Name: Dylan.

Height: 6"1

*Hair: Rather long and dirty-blond. *Wavy.

Eyes: Green.

DoB: 5th November 1995

Country of birth: England

Love: Music.

Mental problems/attributes: Depressive, some aspects of MPD, Aspergers Syndrome, temper can change from short to long, very clingy. I wish I was female.

Sense of humour: Odd. ’Nuff said.

Any other attributes: Not really. I’m pretty retarded at times, I can be a dickhead or I can be the epitome of nice.


YEESS! YEEESS!
My band’s youtube channel
My youtube channel
How to do all these fancy awesome profile editing things
To be perfectly honest with you i have no idea what this is


LIST OF AWESOMENESS! RATED BY HEARTS! THREE HEARTS IS MAXIMUM! I wont tell you what four hearts mean.

Tiasaurus Rex♥♥♥

Traci♥♥

Nikki♥♥♥

Shadowgirl211♥♥

RawwrImasquirral(Bexywex)♥♥♥

Love_You(Brittney)♥♥♥

MafiaPrincess♥♥♥

strivingscarab(Kieron)♥

Danirexi♥♥♥♥

Mint23♥

Skrylius♥♥

(place reserved)

Aaaand that’s it folks!
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h1. YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

+Q: dude ur redarded
A: At least I can type properly and spell retarded correctly. Also, that isn’t a question.
Q: So, do you do anything in your spare time?
A: Yes, I play in a band named sludge. The youtube channel is sludge9509.
Q: Do you cam?
A: Yes, I am open to TC if I am in the mood and my hair is looking decent.
Q: What is your favourite band?
A: My favourite band is Pink Floyd. +


Books, movies and games
h3. Books: Skullduggery Pleasant, Mortal engines, and some random stuff.
h3. Movies: Pirates of the carrabian, Harry Potter, V FOR VENDETTA, Garfield, a few horror movies etc
h3. Games: Any that catches my eye.


QUOTES SECTION

[09:05 PM] VinnyOfTheFunk: Rito, you need to go deeper.

[11:46 PM] Icegoddess: I’m confus.

[10:00 PM] cyph: Lord Vile, shut up before i come over there and your throat out.

[07:47 PM] Lotias: ALL HAIL NEON’S MOTHER.

[11:41 AM] Xlthuathopec: TAKE IT OFF [11:41 AM] Xlthuathopec: NOW [11:41 AM] Xlthuathopec: DAMNIT TAKE IT OFF [12:34 PM] Xlthuathopec: BE NICER TO ME NEON OH PLEASE NEON, YOU TREAT ME SO BADLY

[09:04 PM] IRFxNightFire: Vile muted

[08:04 PM] Lotias: THEY SAID I COULD **** ANYTHING [08:04 PM] Eclipse_Angel: SO I BECAME SPIDERMAN

[01:27 PM] Alyixa: My little brother just asked if he could suck my donkey balls. o_e

[05:01 PM] skaren: fatter people tend to generate more heat than others

[09:26 PM] Lord_Vile: Your mother’s penis? [09:26 PM] Curious1: ^ ZING

[12:49 PM] kazookazoo: shoots Ferra with his love gun

[12:50 PM] kazookazoo: Wait, that sounded bad.

Angel_Eclipse: It’s not Friday, It’s Saturday. Angel_Eclipse: Silly Rebecca Black.

[03:21 PM] cridhe: america kicks every countries ass. always begging for amazing america to save the day again

[03:34 PM] cridhe_: america sucks

[06:23 PM] Djinnfest: Anti-Fap takes too much effort

[12:09 PM] Sonnemuz: Ima girl
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[11:16 PM] Android_Extvia: I’m Riolu and I’m out for revenge on Mecha for using me like a fuzzy sex toy. D:

[11:46 AM] Mioh: We piss through our asses. >:O
[11:46 AM] Alyixa: …XD
[11:46 AM] Mioh: Dimwit.

[12:31 PM] Mioh: I like to dress up like a silly fairy and pretend to be a girl on a daily basis.

[10:58 PM] Lord_Vile: I’ll tell you where she is in exchange for hot shower sex.
[10:58 PM] mint23: Yay

[02:47 PM] craftsman465: I like to sook shite in the morning.
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[12:16 PM] fuzzy35: lmao sthu im just fine the way am

[12:16 PM] fuzzy35: **** uuself cenered asswhole

[12:17 PM] fuzzy35: lmfao **** off upec of shit

[12:18 PM] fuzzy35: your a eal fgget u nw that

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