LoonyLizard

I exist. I love to cook. My superpower is making people hungry by talking about food. Resistance is futile.

Favorite paradox:
“I always lie. In fact, I’m lying to you RIGHT NOW.”

Most convoluted insult:
“Scatalogically-craniumed Oedipus impersonator…”

Favorite philosophy jokes:
“When Chuck Norris gazes long into an abyss, the abyss doesn’t DARE gaze back.”
“I used to think I was a Socratic ideal, until I realized I was just a material copy of myself.”
“I think, therefore, I am…unless I change my mind.”