The game says the hot key to use a repair kit is T, I hit T and it never uses one. It says the hot key for the special that I bought is C, I hit C and nothing ever happens. Weapon swap hotkeys are the only ones that actually work for me.
Better than the pizzaria, burgeria, wingaria, diarrhea but still not good... and tainted with the Papa Louie name that many Kongregators have come to hate.
The timers are far too long and are placed on EVERYTHING... designed to take advantage of impatient people. 99% of the time for 95% of the people, the rewards aren't going to be worth spending gems on and are going to feel like complete trash things to wait multiple HOURS to unlock for free.
The top 5 "Best" comments are all about NOT wanting to play this game. Every comment I see is about NOT wanting to play this game. There are 5000 of these Papa's games, all of them get badges and all of them are Badge of the Day at some point... and people are just tired of it. Same game, reskinned, every... single... time.
Fun game when it isn't lagging/crashing constantly. Unfortunately, NinjaKiwi doesn't seem to care about fixing that issue... when it gets bad, it's unplayable.
This game does not work, as a top comment now says, it is down and has been down for years... It should not be on Kongregate anymore, and especially not on the FIRST page of highly ranked MMOs.
Boss: "Yeah, show those cops how it's done! Spin them out, blow them up and I'll pay you extra! But if you hurt any of those poor civilians, it's coming out of your pay!"
I accidentally killed a boss next to a shop, teleported while having the shop panel opened. It stayed opened, the next time I got to a shop I tried to purchase an item and it took my money but no item appeared. I assume it appeared at the shop I was at before teleporting. :(
If anyone ever asks me to point them towards a pay to win game, I'll make sure this one is on the list. Oh wait, in my 5+ years on Kongregate I have never seen anyone actually asking for a pay to win game.
I like the way it all looks, balloons flying in different animal formations, gear formations, etc... but the game play is repetitive and gets boring because you require so much grind or cash to move on. A very clear attempt at grabbing money form impatient people. I've always liked bloons tower defense games, super monkey games, etc but this one just feels different. Way more basic/repetitive gameplay, way more attempts to take my money, way lower rating.
After waiting several minutes the green screen turned into a loading screen. The wait was long enough that most people with the issue probably won't wait.
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