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Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Feb. 01, 2014

Rating: 2

"Should I be awake?" "Hah, well no."

Lemonade World

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Aug. 16, 2013

Rating: 0

What is this, a planet for ants?

MegaDrill

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Aug. 01, 2013

Rating: 2

Why does a canoe cost $75,000?

Crush the Castle

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Aug. 01, 2013

Rating: -1

This is the ultimate way to get back at Toad. "Sorry, but the princess is in another castle!" "TASTE MY BOMB CLUSTERS."

Crush the Castle

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Aug. 01, 2013

Rating: -2

Later on, a guard died then judo kicked the king, ultimately killing the queen in the process.

Crush the Castle

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Aug. 01, 2013

Rating: 1

I hit a stone block with a rock, a decorative wooden spike fell over and brained a knight. That's a lot to put on a gravestone.

Wrestle Jump

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Jul. 12, 2013

Rating: 2

So, a sequel would be cool. With a button to detach each others' arms. Or a storyline explained by the inner workings of the game, and not just by mastercodex. Zero-G environments, an upgrade tree, and a few levels that play with gravity would also make me pretty stoked. Anything sequel-related would stoke me.

Mike Shadow: I paid for it!

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Jul. 03, 2013

Rating: 55

What kind of store does this guy go to? "Okay, men, we have a special order that we need done immediately. We need two lightsabers, a full-sized army of Spartan soldiers, a 4-story-high battle mech suit, a high-frequency atom-thin katana as wide as the condo across the street, a rocket launcher, and a photon cannon. We need this done ASAP. Wait, is that the customer over there..? What's he doing to- OH GOD, HE JUST PULLED A LAMPPOST RIGHT OUT OF THE CONCRETE! AND HE'S BEATING UP THAT- HOLY BISCUITS! HE JUST SUMMONED A GIANT DRAGON THING! AND THAT VENDING MACHINE IS JUST ABSORBING THE FIRE!"

Pineapple Dreams

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Jun. 20, 2013

Rating: 2

Thanks, NerdCubed, for showing me this.

Factory Balls 2

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

My thoughts on Level 17: I have created Deadpool.

TF2 Crate Sim

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

Holy Foam Finger of Justice...

Just Trolling

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Jun. 15, 2013

Rating: -12

Walkthrough? Kind sir, one does not have time for such affairs.

Street Fighter Jigsaw

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: 3

Tekken, not Street Fighter.

Effing Machines

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: 2

This little guy has more metal in that shopping cart of his than there is in the entire city. From what I see, anyways, since the rest of the city appears to just be an Abrams tank.

Coinbox Hero

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: 0

I suddenly want to move to Germany, what with a floating box with an endless amount of money inside and a nearby lemonade stand selling nukes.

Epic Combo!

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: -3

I'm surprised that my computer can handle this much turtle.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Jun. 11, 2013

Rating: -10

*coughrotmgcough*

Canabalt

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Jun. 10, 2013

Rating: 2

It puts a smile on my face when I jump out of a window and watch it shatter into pieces, which more often than not go sailing a few buildings over.

Aether

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Jun. 10, 2013

Rating: 3

Am I the only one that it loaded for in a moderate amount of time?

Decision

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Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 18

No offense, game devs, but this is some weird English. Even if I try hard to understand what the game is trying to say, I sometimes can't understand it at all. For example, the Self-Defense III perk says, and I quote, "Ability to make maximum loss in the infighting." What is this supposed to mean? Maximum loss of what?

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