Mattwhiz1's Comments

7.8/10 too many boxes

@maxw45 so what you're saying is that if we put a whale on land, it would jump?

I was playing and all upgrades cost 100 coins. I had to have enough money to buy them though.

i am pussy dad the evil,evil assassin destined to eat all mankind. Seems legit. ;-)

Nerd cubed brought me here

It's stupid we have to pay to change names

thank you for that wonderful game. Or should I say story. 5/5

I will never know why I continue to play and beat these games.

Propeller hat (rex only): strike fear into your opponents with the power of the propeller hat. I didn't change 1 word LOL

This is a world of equal critters. That's why it's ok if the turtles don't have weapons and just defend. 5/5

I actually won by clicking lose, clicking the o in lose, and then the black button on top. Where's my gift card.

When I saw pirate guy had the same name as me, I almost screamed

I was chosen at random out of the 7 billon people on earth. seems legit.

Awesome game, but the ending was crappy

If only iPhones were really $5

"you meet a woman, but she is not impressed with your lifestyle" no comment

"a shady looking character offers you a bribe of $5 if you play badly next game and lose" wha... what? NO!

"I didn't really want to go to the garden" THEN WHY DID U?

I had a dream that I was a bison trapped in candy land. LOLED SO HARD. 5/5

Game:make a word with 2 vowels Me: That's too easy *types cake*