The reason why troops train so fast, is becuase of what they teach them:
OK men, go out there and go in front of them taking your time, and then repeat these measures:
stab, stab stab!
@sawblade120
but the enemies have a chance to spawn big and big ones will try to eat you, and you'd be inside the body only having one option if your captor eats protein, you use a skill called "internal eating" where you eat all the protein the captor gets for 15 seconds, if you get enough food while using this over time to time, you can use a skill called "internal combustion" where it allows the captor to explode allowing you to safely roam with no harm.
Also, you can consume protein (not captive) and allow a skill called "vile disruption" where you shoot a regular virus ball but it'll make it so that when the virus hits one of the walls, or hits contact with an enemy microbe, it'll split into multiple viruses if it hit a enemy microbe and it'll size the microbe down, and the split viruses, will stand there like an egg, and slowly mutate, once done, it'll spawn a mini microbe that has been infected.
@wolfy
Or just get hit by a wall of spikes or just spikes. Another "Great" hint is to accuacly put your cannon on like, the lowest it can aim, and go full power, The Chances are you'll get gomba awards or other award, Like geting hit by spikes, But you neeed a good cannon like the golden one or somthing from the shop.
In Microbe Kombat II You should add a Virus Sandbox where you have a micro-thingy and you dodge tons of viruses to get points, These points depend on how many secounds you get. Each secound is half a point, then you use these points to either purchase items that custimize your micros, unlock keys, or unlock multiple or single modes. Keys are used for Sand Boxes and Purchased modes, You use them to unlock boxes whitch you have to unlock by playing campagin and geting acchivements, once the boxes are un-unlocked, then a mystery prize comes out. There are 15 Boxes.
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