McIntosh's messages

AStrawberrySlush: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: I DON’T LIKE THEM (reply)

To AStrawberrySlush: I dont. F**king. Know.

AStrawberrySlush: :| (reply)

AbsoluteYin: Who the **** are all these people o.o (reply)

To AbsoluteYin: LOL!

To AbsoluteYin: AStrawberrySlush: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE (reply) AStrawberrySlush: I DON’T LIKE THEM (reply)

AbsoluteYin: I mean, randoms sprout from nowhere but if these guys become regulars, the River is ****ed. (reply)

AbsoluteYin: Anally. (reply)

To AStrawberrySlush: AbsoluteYin: Who the **** are all these people o.o (reply)

AbsoluteYin: I asked you because you asked first. Not cause of your swollen ego ;> (reply)

To AStrawberrySlush: LOL!

AStrawberrySlush: LOL (reply)

To AbsoluteYin: YOUR BRITISH LIPS ARE POINTY

AStrawberrySlush: To AbsoluteYin: I’m wondering the same thing you are. 0_0 (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: giggles ;D (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: AbsoluteYin: Why are we all whispering o-o (reply) (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: To AbsoluteYin: cause…they’re scary D: (reply)

To AbsoluteYin: We are whispering because of the new people….

To AStrawberrySlush: To AbsoluteYin: We are whispering because of the new people….

AStrawberrySlush: he says we need to take drastic measures (reply)

AbsoluteYin: Yeah but the fact we’re all whispering incinuates that we’re afraid of their judgement (reply)

To AbsoluteYin: Drastic measures? Copy a pm to them saying ‘dicks!!!’ and paste it over and over.

AStrawberrySlush: To AbsoluteYin: QUICK BE GAY (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: AbsoluteYin: IT DIDN’T WORK NOW I LOOK GAY (reply) (reply)

AStrawberrySlush: To AbsoluteYin: L0000L (reply)

So I woke up from a dream about big neon glowing fish in a river sucking up and shitting out people still intact from their anus. My brain felt syrupy. My eyes were pulsating. I make tea, have a cigarette and put some crumpets in the toaster.
Don’t worry, this gets only very slightly more exiting.
I log into Kongregate and see I have seven flippin’ messages. I ponder, what tricksy bastard has been spamming my page. HOW BLOODY DARE THEY.
Then I realise it’s Mc and all is forgiven as I read all the messages and attempt to make one a tenth as good as the one with the hydroplanes.. I expected you to wake up at any moment. You will have to explain in greater detail my friend ;D

In response to your question, I don’t think I’ve been any better, Mc. Some shit done happen and some shit’s going to happen. How about you?

Reading this message back I realise it could have been much better and I don’t think it is justified when compared to yours, but it took a long time for my tired mind to piece together, so deal with it <3