Murder_Machine's Comments

I kept picturing the coinbox as a mailbox. Who doesn't want to bash the crap out of a mailbox with a bloody big hammer?

noodlee may I suggest you download CometBird? It's like firefox except faster. I used to have problems where certain games would freeze up firefox and give me the white screen of death. I don't get that any more with CometBird. I'll still use firefox for download from youtube but this one is good if you like to see your games actually load

The beggar is one hell of a con artist. She must be bloody rich by now

I wonder how much money the beggar has made from harassing me every few minutes. I gave you $50,000 why are you still begging?

If you make a sequel, could you please move where you see the money, like maybe to the top-right-hand corner and make it a little bigger? I don't have very good vision and it's hard for me to see how much money I have left.

Rotational thrusters sound kinda sexy

Ever noticed that Scandinavia looks like a huge dong?

I find it hilarious when the hero's head goes bouncing along the road.

I really enjoy the in-game music. Where can I download it?

I think you should be able to launch the rocket with the space key.

I love this game but I don't love the grinding. I would've given it 5/5 but having to grind to afford upgrades if bloody annoying, so 4/5. Otherwise it's a fun time-waster and one of my favourite games on kong.

The government spending cuts have hit the police force really hard... they're riding cows instead of driving cars.

Should be an Aussie one with Julia Gillard vs Tony Abbott.

I find it frustrating when customers come along and ask for swords or other things I don't have. The only people who come in wanting jobs are carpenters and sorceresses. I am also frustrated by the fact that you can't emply more than two people at the same time when they both come in looking for jobs in the beginning. Please, just let us hire as many as we like so we can actually play this.

I wish we could have further upgrades. Health only goes to 500 but we have to fight opponents who have way more health.

Why all the hate towards the developer Kezaster? What you said was really out of line. You were given the opportunity to comment so developers could get feedback on the games, not so you could troll or threaten people.

I hope this disappears into the void reserved for truly terrible games.

Old Godzilla was stompin around Tokyo City like a big play-ground...

Is it just me or did I hear the Pokemon theme song at the menu screen?

It is so violent but so cute!