LOL... the phone at the begginning: The machines have killed everyone defending the city. You have been randomly selected to mount the final defence good luck, High Command.
It would be hilarious if at the beginning of the next game it shows your guy watching the helicopter in the credits leaving, then he kicks the helicopter and curses its empty gas tank. Then remembers the gas he left at the water tower. + if you want that in Earn To Die 2
okay so a blue goblin mage, a dual-wielding undead horse head, floating orb, also dual-wielding orange lizard, and purple robed floating handed eyeball-thing can stand together but if a lvl 8 celestial lightwielder walks by all hell breaks loose? cool -.-