look I'm okay with getting abducted... if I'm under the ship, if I hit it from the top I want it to explode into a bunch of little flaming pieces. PLEASE NOTE :the top of a spaceship is like a babies bottom, I want it to act that way :|
dont rate me down if this was in the tutorial because I just played but if you click a planet and drag to another it auto sends, just a helpful hint. please press plus if this helped
*SPOILER* The giant statue thing at the end was hard but the key is spartans rule, fully upgraded can do 103 damage if you control it which you need to
i love how random houses will have ammo. i mean "honey the zombies are here remember that ammo we had back at the house could you go be a doll and get that for me, yes I know its living hell out there... thanks baby"
do you want to know why the turret cost so much. cos he had to pay 2 men and a truck to get it up there, and this dudes got amazing vision even if it is 250 yards away from where his head is. =D
at the beginning of the game I thought why don't they just shoot at the idiot standing 20 ft away from the helicopter shooting them with a kimbler. then I realized I was Chuck Norris, I found that out after wave 9001 and ran out of ammo so I round house kicked him. O_O
*pant* *pant* I've been shot 4 times but I can still move the speed of a jaguar with a v8 up its butt and turn invisible. man these guards are stupid, but knifeproof. *_* [] "where is he" <>_<>
hey guys we're being attacked. All you have to do is cross the screen. SOLDIERS! GET! YOUR! BUTTS! OUT THERE!!! whats wrong with my team? Is the population of the country 2 and I get a soldier every time the woman has a baby? where does the other teams guys come from?!? I'll fight 50 to 60 of them before 1 of my guys comes out. WHAT ARE THEY ROBOTS!!??!! okay i'm good, beating a dead horse, i'm just frustrated
My favorite thing is that after a spiky ball kills you (admit it it happens to us all)and then rolls over me a few time just for good measure. what is it doing marking its territory?
kamikazi: HEY! GRANDMA ITS THE RIGHT PEDAL FOOL! grandma: YOUR THE IDIOT WHOS GOIN' 450 %$*@ING MILES PER HOUR IN THE RIGHT LANE! kamikazi: *sniffle* well your the one passing me *sniffle* *cough*
I faved after I typed in HELP. this game is trying to be simple, ITS NOT TRYING TO ADD SOME TWIST TO A GAME THAT IS ALREADY WAY TO CONFUSING! on the first lvl i tried to punch the box and when it asked "what do you mean?" i replied punch the damn box. I'm sad that a got mad at the text box now. T_T
"Sir none of the cars are safe. Even the slowest car the Mustang flung the dummy thousands of ft."
"OK private, lets see our options, are you sure you flung it though plenty of infinatly large grass walls?""Yessir we even got a street fighter to uppercut it" General stares wide-eyed "Thats got to be the most realistic test in the world! well lets just sell 'em to the public" "YESSSIR"
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