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The Final Death Wish	Oct. 09, 2012 Rating: 0 Love the xkcd reference for the Teacher's Pet perk. And the TF2 noises as well. Hope Valve's okay with that :P
lucidity	Oct. 07, 2012 Rating: 2 To the developer: first off, as a few before me have said, the frequent lag is affecting gameplay. With that said, I enjoy the theme of "breaking free from your mental insanity" and it's what brings some potential to this game. Make it look more polished: simply throwing in a main menu will be more welcoming to players like myself, and yeah, may want to make more detailed graphics for the player and especially the platforms, again being consistent with the theme. And if you can add in more puzzles and locked rooms with upgrades in them, that would be nice as well.
Not To Scale	May. 19, 2012 Rating: 9 Playing this game... STRETCHES my mind. :P
Sieger: Level Pack	Apr. 19, 2012 Rating: 3 on level w/moon in background click moon "No Target." But... I was told to always shoot for the moon...
Sonny 2	Apr. 11, 2012 Rating: 14 "Crow Bar: The weapon of free men" ... aha, I see the Half-Life reference you made there ;)
Ultimate Santa Battle	Jan. 15, 2012 Rating: 8 You play the game for a while. You could say Santa's abilities SUNGLASSES ON are SNOWBALLING >.<
Earn to Die	Nov. 26, 2011 Rating: 7 Surely I'm not the only one to wonder where all that money comes from? Like, does the car scoop up gold nuggets as the ride progresses?
Shootorial #7	Jul. 02, 2011 Rating: 1 When they said "floating points" I thought they were talking about floating point numbers :P
Ultimate Assassin 3	Jun. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 Funny.... if one looks carefully at the assassin in the main menu he appears to be smiling....
Don't Shit Your Pants	Apr. 22, 2011 Rating: 4 break timer: "Why not just concentrate on taking a shit instead?" if you're sitting on toilet, or "The exertion caused you to" well, you know. (lol....)
Don't Shit Your Pants	Apr. 22, 2011 Rating: -2 break timer: "Why not just concentrate on taking a shit instead?" (lol)
Elephant Quest	Apr. 21, 2011 Rating: 0 Anyone else thought "Scrabble" when they saw the upgrade tree?
Picma Squared	Apr. 13, 2011 Rating: 1 Shouldn't the squares containing numbers of different colors be automatically X'd out? Love the b.g. music by the way, I have it on while I work!
High Tea	Feb. 10, 2011 Rating: -8 Great job, Kong. While these users are blabberin' about badges, you totally fluked up on cultural sensitivity here. This .swf depicts the dominance of one culture over another - do you realize how debasing these events were to the Chinese??? Such outrageous, repulsive drug trafficking is illegal and a sick example of pitilessly controlling others economically and physically! ..... Sorry for all that ranting. I understand the developers called this "a questionable episode" in the history of Britain, and I know people out there are just playing this for pure fun. I just want to send a reminder to the developers, the gamers, etc., that putting such material on this website may simply stimulate mere attention, but symbolically, to someone who is Chinese such as myself, it stands for a hated period that US pres. FDR would've called a period "in which we will live in infamy."
The Missile Game 3D HS	Feb. 02, 2011 Rating: 1 Anyone else found themselves moving their head with the missile while playing?
Belial Chap. 2.5	Jan. 28, 2011 Rating: 4 Also: LOL, "Bomb on crack."
Belial Chap. 2.5	Jan. 28, 2011 Rating: 0 Hooke's Law deals with spring constants, not maximum impact. Must've be Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia's caustically sarcastic foil.
GrindQuest	Jan. 28, 2011 Rating: 8 I find it funny that with a mage I can freeze Frozen Elementals.
Museum of Thieves	Jan. 25, 2011 Rating: 2 I find it interesting that the level entitled "The Devil's Kitchen" shows a lot of birds and bees hint hint. Great game though, amazing art!
GrindQuest	Jan. 09, 2011 Rating: -2 Admit it: the only motive for you to keep playing this is that you'll get the badges soon. And that would be "soon" indefinitely.

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