WAY too easy... Keyboard / whatever issues people were having aside, mashing the keys alternately = win all the way through = game is too easy = fail. :(
Had potential and pissed it away.
Ridiculously annoying how condescending some of the 'hints' are when you already know exactly what to do but have to repeat 10 times because the physics are so muddled. Gorgeous graphics though.
It's cute and relatively well put together, but needs a heap more actual _game_ in it, feels like a tech demo. I mean I have everything less than 1/2 way through what's already a very short game... Should've got more people who actually PLAY games to test it and could give better feedback than "that's nifty" before you released it. Potential pissed away, 2/5
MASSIVE rip-off bug! If you buy health that would put you over 100, it just quietly takes the money and fks you over on doing anything. (eg. 55 health, buy 50, it'll take $500 and do nothing!)
I think those bitching about people who "don't get it" voting it down need to realize... Some of us would get it just fine, the real problem is the fkn woeful writing leaving very little there to get.
Wankiest intro ever? Somebody watches WAY too much cheesy low-grade anime... The mechanics of the game were great though, makes it really hard to decide, love the game, hate the image? 4/5