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Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

God I hate how this game just freezes the whole browser if you right-click inside of it. I'm not trying to cheat, goddamn it, I'm just used to REAL games where right clicking is a perfectly valid function.

Rings

Play Rings

May. 26, 2010

Rating: -1

Doesn't anyone else think this game just sucks and totally reminds you of those stacking rings they had for kids in the doctor's office? As though that were somehow entertaining...

Rings

Play Rings

May. 25, 2010

Rating: -2

Ninja Kiwi games are always abysmally BORING, with the exception of Bloons- their single larger success which they continually rehash because they can succeed at NOTHING ELSE.

Neuron

Play Neuron

May. 19, 2010

Rating: -2

Eeeeh. Easy at first, but then just insane about the time the blue things swarm you. Difficulty curve is nonexistent. It's just a difficulty spike; no ability to learn to deal with more difficult levels, and not enough cash for upgrades either. 3/5

William and Sly

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May. 18, 2010

Rating: -9

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeast. Over-rated, like most of the top rated games on this damn site.

Robot Wants Puppy

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May. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

Agreeing with RTPunk. Retrieving kitty is kind of a pain in the butt... why not just program it to walk back?

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

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May. 12, 2010

Rating: -4

It's good, but it's been done. I don't see how this is better than say, gemcraft, or bloons or whiteboard tower defense, etc. In fact, I find the XP factor quite annoying. The skill upgrades are much cooler than other games, but the rest of the gameplay is just average for this type of game. 4/5. I want a game where, if I save up a load of dough, I can buy an awesome tower.

Talesworth Adventure Ep. 1

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May. 06, 2010

Rating: -11

God I hate this popular comments s***. This game is boring. BORING. SUPER INCREDIBLY STUPIDLY BORING. I haven't even made it through the tutorial and I want to gouge someone's eyes out because I've wasted ten minutes of my life. I could've wasted ten minutes on something ENTERTAINING. A replay of an old game I liked would've been better. And yet all I see on the comments section? ASSPATS of people who omgomgomgomg I LOVE IT OMG. HRR. THIS IS LIKE EVERY GAME NOW.

Viricide

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Apr. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

I really like the concept behind this game, but the controls are ABYSMAL. Not only that, but the amount of shot and aiming it takes to hit an enemy square/ circle is absolutely way too difficult from the get-go. I've never managed to make more than 50 bits per round yet, no matter what upgrades I've bought. This probably fixes when I buy the more expensive upgrades, but they're pretty much impossible to attain at lower levels. That really needs a fix.

Hotcorn

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Apr. 17, 2010

Rating: -5

A 2.80 gHz DUAL CORE processor.

Hotcorn

Play Hotcorn

Apr. 17, 2010

Rating: -6

@harvester and drstark I know it's my computer. The thing is, I have 4GB of RAM, a 2.80 gHz processor, and an nVidia 8800 GT video card. I can still run top of the line games on the high settings. This game, put out TWO YEARS AGO making my COMPUTER LAG is a sign of poor craftsmanship. And I sat down to try out SEVERAL of ninjakiwi's games a while back. They all suck. Every. single. one.

Remnants of Skystone

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Apr. 14, 2010

Rating: -1

Wow this is unspeakably dull. I'mma go play DDO now.

Help! It's the Unfinished Shadow Game

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Apr. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

Cheap amusement for twenty minutes. Good concept, had fun. 4/5.

Mushroom Madness 2

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Apr. 09, 2010

Rating: -2

96 STARS SHOULD BE AN IMPOSSIBLE BADGE NOT A HARD BECAUSE OF LEVEL 2 ON ANIMAL RUSH. IT SPAWNS MOLES RANDOMLY, SOMETIMES FOUR AT A TIME. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SURVIVE WITH TEN LIVES. REPOST IF YOU THINK BADGE SHOULD BE CHANGED TO IMPOSSIBLE.

Civilizations Wars

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Apr. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

You have to beat the octopus before the (nearly invisible) timer at the top runs out.

Monster Basement

Play Monster Basement

Mar. 20, 2010

Rating: 0

Poor game design. Don't make me google/ look at an RL item to find answers to game questions, like the letters on a phone pad. Include them in the game. Also don't make a poster lead to a website the same poster you hide an item behind the corner of. That's damn annoying. And FINALLY, don't make me click random points in space on a wall/ floor to achieve or find stuff. Like most point and click games, it didn't challenge my thinking, only my ability to find inane click points. 2/5.

Full Moon

Play Full Moon

Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 1

The point of the last level is to light up all the lights! KEEP THIS MESSAGE ALIVE.

Them Coconuts

Play Them Coconuts

Mar. 16, 2010

Rating: 0

Amusing, but not real dynamic. Give us more options instead of just linear upgrade. It'd be more fun to be able to try different things.

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Play Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Mar. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

I usually HATE point and click because they expect you to make assumptions, guesses, or judgments which are not within the grasp of someone outside of the maschistic brain of the game's creator. But these? They're perfect. Not hard, not easy, just right. Referred to walkthru once for each chapter, but I probably could've done without if I had searched a little more. 5/5 for reaching that scarcely attainable balance point and clicks should have.

Valthirian Arc

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Mar. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

The tutorial is poorly organized, I'll say that right off the bat.

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