PetFan

I’m just a young woman who enjoys idle games more than a lot of people, but is getting kind of sick of Badges of the Day taking half the week to complete.

PetFan: The devil makes idles for work hands.

PetFan: Just being me.
TheOnlyJosephrak: Very well, carry on.
PetFan: Well, it is Rule Six.
TheOnlyJosephrak: What about Rule 34?
DrakeVonDragon: Not suitable for chat.
DrakeVonDragon: Including clauses of the rule.
TheOnlyJosephrak: Excellent
PetFan: I was gonna say that
PetFan: And I was referring to this chatroom’s rule list on the Kong Wiki.
TheOnlyJosephrak: I had a feeling but I’m too lazy to go find it
PetFan: I’ll paraphase it.
PetFan: Rules One and Two, combined, are to be as nice as you’d be if a mod was watching, because you should assume there is.
PetFan: Rule Three is not trolling
ciruvan: Rule Four: There IS no Rule Four
Ems85: I’ve arrived half way through a conversation. Why are we recapping the rules?
TheOnlyJosephrak: Well, lovely conversation, but class is over and I must go.
PetFan: Someone was too lazy to look them up
TheOnlyJosephrak: So long, and thanks for all the fish
Crinkle: bai Josephrak
PetFan: Rules Four and Five are both no RPing, only Rule Five says it in an ironic manner
DrakeVonDragon: brandishes anti-RP amulet
DrakeVonDragon: Best idea we’ve ever had.
PetFan: Yeah, like that.
Crinkle: i love my amulet, i keep it in this nice shiny box for use when i really need it
DrakeVonDragon: The anti-RP amulet used to be an actual thing.
DrakeVonDragon: Now it’s just another piece of jewelry for the veterans of the chat.
ciruvan: behold, the Blessed Anti-rp Amulet of Normal Conversation
Crinkle: it’s an older item from a random drop, super rare now
PetFan: Rule Six I shall actually quote, because it’s my favourite: " Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Be yourself."
DrakeVonDragon: It’s not even a random item, it’s an event item.
Crinkle: you can occasionally find one in the MP, but they go for lots
DrakeVonDragon: Or legacy item, I think they’re called, when they’re from an earlier iteration of the media but unavailable now.
PetFan: BTW, how is the anti-rp amulet supposed to work? Joy-buzzer-style electrocution is a good idea.
PetFan: Prepares to get zapped
DrakeVonDragon: You just brandish it like I did.
Crinkle: you just have to brandish it. it just ceases all RP.
DrakeVonDragon: And people start debating irony instead of RPing.
ciruvan: i like brandishing things.
PetFan: No, I mean the punishment.
Surfdude87: hey
Surfdude87: i’m back
SoulFlierGamer: Was someone RPing
DrakeVonDragon: There’s no punishment about the amulet.
SoulFlierGamer: ?
Crinkle: there isn’t. it just ceases all RP and changes it to Debate.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s just a distraction.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s very shiny.
Surfdude87: y’all RP or something?
Crinkle: it’s a defense item really, it doesn’t have any attack points.
Crinkle: no.
Crinkle: we don’t.
Crinkle: we do not RP.
PetFan: Well I’m gonna make my electrocuting.
Surfdude87: good
PetFan: *mine

PetFan: And btw, I’m totally counting you as cool.
DrakeVonDragon: I’m trying to stay warm, but okay.

DrakeVonDragon: I believe that was what is called a “joke”.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s an attemp’t at humour, but it will not work on a machine such as myself.
Dahjro: Plot twist: Drake is a bot
PetFan: I thought you were a dragon.
DrakeVonDragon: Bleep boop.
DrakeVonDragon: I can be a robot dragon that is also a lich.

Crinkle: we could mot Drake, but them we’d have to check whose trimket was nagical and whose wasm’t and them we’d be in a big ness.

zenmags: I would imagine only so much can be said about kumquats in particular
zenmags: but then, I admit I am somewhat of a layman in these matters
Crinkle: oh we don’t really research them anymore, mostly they just roam the grounds wild
Crinkle: don’t feed them though, they’ll never leave you alone once you feed them
KayNer: its a long term observational study
PillboBaggins: they bite
zenmags: I was under the impression that the kumquat was a sort of citrus fruit
PillboBaggins: they’re like the foodimals from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
PillboBaggins: these ones have teeth
Crinkle: yeah, or Annoying Orange
DrakeVonDragon: There’s also a wild herd of Grapefruit that moved in.
DrakeVonDragon: We leave them alone because they don’t damage anything.
zenmags: I remember a book by that name from my childhood
DrakeVonDragon: Also fascinating to study when you’re bored of kumquats.
zenmags: of course it’s a movie now, of course
PetFan: Can you feed the grapefruit?
PillboBaggins: they’re pretty docile and don’t mind us if we sit nearby observing them
Crinkle: there’s no grapefruits living here
DrakeVonDragon: There are, Crinkle.
Crinkle: what
PillboBaggins: best to let them feed themselves when they can be bothered to show up
DrakeVonDragon: Remember, there was that herd that arrived like nine months ago?
PetFan: You only said we couldn’t feed the kumquats
DrakeVonDragon: You can feed the grapefruit.
DrakeVonDragon: But they’re wild.
DrakeVonDragon: Even if mostly docile, they can still hurt you.
DrakeVonDragon: Like hippos!
PillboBaggins: or kangaroos
Crinkle: i’m still warning y’all, they’ll never leave you alone once you feed them
Crinkle: i can’t even get to the mailbox anymore without being mobbed
PillboBaggins: they’re a lot like the bin chickens
PillboBaggins: feed one and the whole family want feeding
PillboBaggins: then the entire tribe
DrakeVonDragon: Then the entire species.
PetFan: so don’t feed them?
Crinkle: well you could’ve told me that —before—
Crinkle: it’s a bit late now
DrakeVonDragon: We weren’t aware.
DrakeVonDragon: That’s the point of research.
DrakeVonDragon: To find stuff out.
zenmags: I thought that the point of research was to get grants to do more research
DrakeVonDragon: That’s only the point of research that operates on government money.
DrakeVonDragon: We have a private fund.
DrakeVonDragon: We can research whatever we want, whenever we want.
zenmags: no publish-or-perish stress?
DrakeVonDragon: Nope.
zenmags: sounds unlikely
DrakeVonDragon: Which is why we can let the kumquats free-roam.
DrakeVonDragon: Not even they are stressed.