Ranson's Comments

Been years since I played this. Still love it. BTW, long range goals are easier in the lower leagues; you just have to bank off the wall on a slow goalie. I hit a 101 yard one that way today.

My only suggestion for this otherwise excellent game is an alternate skin where all characters are cephalopods. It shall be called "Royal Squid".

I got three stars on the first five levels before realizing that permanent upgrades were a thing.

"how to play" links to another site? Bad form.

Speed up, speed up, speed up...

Screw you, elephant. Screw you.

Best use of the Monty Hall problem in relation to a Monty Haul dungeon crawl!

Quick question about the black spaces on the board. It looks like you can't land on them, of course, but even large monsters can squeeze through spaces that are only one space wide - is it possible that they should have their movement blocked by that?

Seem to have a bit of a bug. If I visit the bottom wizard first, I get the top wizard's dialogue, so I can't progress.

Taking FOREVER to move from screen to screen.

You might think that things like walls and bunkers might force people to walk around them or provide cover. You'd be wrong.

What promotion are these guys in? The Universal Spine Injury and Concussion Federation?

You'd think they'd clear the airspace for a rocket launch...

sigh, another day, another almost-fully-unlocked savegame wiped...

I despise the putting mechanic. Other than that, great game.

New small bug: keeper blocked the shot, but the spin was enough that the bounce went into the goal anyway, but no goal was counted. Perhaps extend the result of the play past initial keeper contact?

Minor bug; I passed to a teammate in front of the goal. He and an opposing player apparently reached it at the same time, but my mate chipped it cleanly in. Neither the pass nor the goal registered.

Minor bug: If I select to use my music, the music muting no longer works.

Curves are the devil.

Heh. I crashed out of fuel, and rolled across the final goal line to end the game just before I stopped.