Rochalia

How to pronounce “Rochalia”: Ruh-call-yuh
Well, I’m whatever age is displayed and enjoy playing video games, computer games, and hanging with friends, you know the usual stuff. Oh, and I’m owned by my fianceé, Rachel654. Property of nobody else.
If touched, you shall lose a hand.¹ Approved by Rachel.
¹This is a joke, started from a random moment in Babylon.
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HTBAM: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#become
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Achievements:
Ding Fainted Rape Achievement: 150 points.
Ding Close But no Completion: 50 points.
Ding Mind Numbing Zombie: 150 points.
Ding Frequent Flier Miles: 100 points.
Ding The Great Migration Survivor: 20 points.
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Chat Quotes!:
Rochalia: I crack myself up sometimes.
nommerz706: you might wanna carry glue then.
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chickybabe96: My dick is way too hard.
Rochalia: I knew it!
Elcarim: What in the hell?
chickybabe96: Whaa?
chickybabe96: Damn you, Betsy!
chickybabe96: Okay guys. I’m male. But this is just between you and I.
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RebelScum : The consequences…
Quasi : what about the consequences?
lolsicle : WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Rochalia: I want to sex!
Baushi: OH MAN
Baushi: THAT REMINDED ME
Rochalia: o.o
Baushi: Hold on I’m doing something
Rochalia: O.O
Baushi: what
Rochalia: “I want to sex!” “That reminded me! Hold on, I’m doing something.”
Baushi: LMAO
Baushi: NO
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Baushi: That will be 10 souls please
Rochalia: I think I left my souls in my other Ginger…
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Great Quotes!:
“It’s more of a compliment to be trusted than to be loved.” -George MacDonald
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“When you spend 2 hours with a nice girl it seems like 2 minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for 2 minutes it seems like 2 hours~That’s Relativity.” -Albert Einstein
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“Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” -W. Somerset Maugham
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“If there be sorrow, let it be. For things undone… undreamed… unrealized… unattained… to those add one; Love withheld… restrained.” -Mari Evans
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“You won’t understand children unless you yourself have a childish heart; you won’t know how to treat them unless you love them; and you won’t love them unless you yourself are lovable.” -Unknown
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“Remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.” -Unknown