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Slender 2D

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Oct. 17, 2016

Rating: 2

Guys, you've got it all wrong. He's not after hugs or cookies, he just wants twenty dollars. He's homeless, y'know.

Mitoza

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Sep. 26, 2016

Rating: 2

Angelic Egg! Angelic Egg! Angelic E- oh god. ★5

Let's Go Jaywalking

Play Let's Go Jaywalking

Sep. 18, 2016

Rating: 1

You know what would make this game even better? Silly hats.

Aisleen

Play Aisleen

Sep. 18, 2016

Rating: 2

Well, this is an interesting new way to "draw" a card.

Iridescent

Play Iridescent

Sep. 08, 2016

Rating: 5

This cute little game really has paw-tential. I'd encourage turning this idea into something much grander in scale!

That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into

Play That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into

Aug. 30, 2016

Rating: 0

I love the names for these Pokeymans. It really puts you in the shoes of some guy who has no idea what Pokemon is.

Tasty Planet: DinoTime

Play Tasty Planet: DinoTime

Aug. 15, 2016

Rating: 6

I can confirm that it is indeed possible to eat the scientists on level 3... but you have to be really fast. Once they walk off the edge of the level, you cannot eat them because of their invisible rectangular "anti-goo" force field which happens to be the same size as the level. Even if you do manage to eat them though, they reappear safe and sound at the beginning of level 4. Maybe it's a paradox caused by you eating the time machine.

Tasty Planet

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Aug. 15, 2016

Rating: 6

"Sir, I've located the goo, but I can't drive with all these officers in the way!" "RAM 'EM! Less salaries I'll have to pay for."

Love Chase

Play Love Chase

Jul. 26, 2016

Rating: 7

Chase has something to say about a garbage can and a sewer grate, but no comment on the murder scene right in the lobby of his new apartment building?

hitBox

Play hitBox

Jul. 16, 2016

Rating: 1

That embarrassing moment when you reach the end of a level, only to forget to connect to the yellow portal...

The Gentleman

Play The Gentleman

Jul. 12, 2016

Rating: -1

Oh, it took me a while to realize that a gentleman knows how to jump while riding a bicycle.

Rogue Soul 2

Play Rogue Soul 2

Jul. 11, 2016

Rating: 0

Oops. I've been so busy playing that I almost forgot that I'm trying to get the badge of the day. That's a compliment.

Frontier

Play Frontier

Jul. 01, 2016

Rating: 3

I can get easy money by hiring people in the tavern, then firing them and selling the equipment they leave behind. Every time I rehire them, they come with new equipment that I can take and sell. :P

Brawlin' Sailor

Play Brawlin' Sailor

Jun. 26, 2016

Rating: 0

I didn't want to have to beat up a dog, so I walked past it. Kindness does pay!

Mecha Dress Up Game

Play Mecha Dress Up Game

Dec. 26, 2015

Rating: 1

I just like to watch my creation blow up after I build it. :P It would be awesome if this could be combined with EBF as a fun little thing where you can play as Matt and Natz and fight the mech you built.

The Awakening RPG

Play The Awakening RPG

Dec. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

Man, this game really does seem to be too big for Flash. It makes me kind of sad, because it still lags no matter what I do, and I'm afraid I'll never have the patience to finish it, but it's obvious that you put so much hard work into this ;~;

Developer response from RockLou

Thanks... Flash does kinda suck sometimes.

Bullet Heaven 2

Play Bullet Heaven 2

Nov. 27, 2015

Rating: 6

It's good that this game calls the first difficulty "Normal"; since most players will want to play on the first difficulty level, they can feel like they're playing the game the way it was meant to be played. An "Easy Mode" usually feels like the game's baby-proofing itself for you. :P

Punk-o-matic

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Nov. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

Oh hey, I remember playing this back when I was a little kid. The experience didn't last long since my parents heard the curse words, and of course they knew that I was too young to be hearing that kind of language. :P

Swords and Souls

Play Swords and Souls

Nov. 14, 2015

Rating: 2

You know someone's perfect at blocking attacks when they're able to get hit by sharp, pointy stars.

Concerned Joe

Play Concerned Joe

Nov. 09, 2015

Rating: 0

Was disappointed that I didn't get to beat up the creator in some epic boss fight at the end. Flying into the sun doesn't feel satisfying D:

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