ShayW

Just leave me out of arguments and we should get along fine…And i guess im a bit of a grammar nazi (Only to those i don’t really like). Hmm, lets see, well i do tend to be a bit hyper when im happy. Also when i’m drinking an energy drink (In all it’s caffeinated goodness). Im not sure what else there is to say about me…Well, THAT’S IT until i can find something else >_>

Where You Can Find Me: I’ll update in a bit
What You Can Expect Me Doing: Being an arse ^_

I’ve recently been promoted (by anonymous vote :trollface:) to troll detector and i’m in charge of the troll alarm. Here’s the different alert levels:
Green = All’s well, no trolls
Yellow = Potential Troll! Ready troll alarm
Blonde = Trolling without any intention to
Purple = Light trolling here people!
Red = Troll(s) have arrived
Black = Deactive sound module!(Mute)

/Quotes/jokes I like\

Question: What happens when you mix 10 prunes, 2 full bars of chocolate and a person willing to eat these things all at once?
Answer: SHOTGUN DIARRHEA

A word constantly used in The Garden is glomp
:Glomp: Simple Definition: Tackle-Hug
My Definition: It’s like clothes-lining someone and tackling them with both arms at the same time. In other words…brutal.

A student was given a school demerit slip, the description of why the student was given the demerit says ‘Student was caught masturbating in class. When confronted by the teacher, the student ripped off his shirt and yelled “COME AT ME BRO!”’

ShayW: Lego needs all the minecraft blocks
ax112233: heh
ShayW: I’d turn into a little school girl and scream over it
ShayW: …
ShayW: Forget I said that
Keac: o_o
ax112233: lol

BOOM BAM! Shake ’n fries :/

DeviantART account: http://xxhomieknightxx.deviantart.com/

ShayW: o_o cactus porn?
ShayW: **** that
Keac: XD
Keac: NO SHAY
Keac: DONT **** THAT
ShayW: XD
ShayW: Yes
ShayW: O_O **** the shit out of that cactus
ShayW: MAKE THE SPINES OF THAT PLANT GO ALL THE WAY UP YOUR URE- I’m sorry what were we talking about?
MoonLiteRose: OH BABY!!

~So uh yeah, this kind of shit happens a lot. Deal with it.

ShayW: O_O FMA never sucked!
ShayW: It’s amazing
MoonLiteRose: got boring as FUUUUUUUUU
ShayW: I would let it suck my dick if it were a chick
ShayW: …
Keac: O_O
Keac: What? XD
ShayW: So chat stopped as SOON as I said that
ShayW: Brilliant

:Oop/ooping/ooped: Definition: It’s just slang for updating your kong profile.

:Prophile: Definition: Slang for profile.

If you haven’t already seen this, watch it now: New Zealand’s old Prime Minister, John Key….Failing and a proper handshake, AT THE FUCKING RUGBY WORLD CUP!!! Which we completely owned (As we would(ALLBLACKSFTWBTW!)):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erk1Bz75_sg

ShayW: LE LE LE!
Keac: XD Night
ShayW: o_o that sounds like that song people sing at football games
ShayW: Or hum
ShayW: Whatever the **** they do at football games .
ShayW: Shout with their anus’
ShayW: Through a straw ..
ShayW: That they’re using for a guitar pick?
ShayW: I wanna see that
Keac: oo
Keac: What the hell are you talking about? XD
ShayW: **** if I know

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If people started to educate themselves more with L337 SP34K I might not mind. But at the moment it’s just idiots that can’t spell and use numbers and characters instead _

Q: Ya know what they say about big feet?
A: Big hands.
Q: Ya know what they say about big hands?
A: ….Good for playing bass.