@Jank33: Oh the enemy tanks will die alright all yo have to do is aim you artillery just in front of it so it is in the circle when your AT or what ever starts firing.
Sir, this trench is muddy and boring",' So, the Germans don't get it easier!" (German Trench) " who's ready for more poker?!!!",' I bet the Brit's are having a better time than us hahaha!" (British Trench) "Damn I wish I could play poker!
Sir the other men and I have desided to wait two more days till we counterattack." ' WHAT, why are you doing such a stupid act?" ' Well the pie truck will be here tomorrow." ' Hmm, Well in that case WE SHALL STAY!
(A British trench) GENERAL,"Men the while we wait for are untimely deaths lets get to know each other." 'Bu....But Sir why do you need to know anything about us?",' Well in case you die I'll need to know where you live."
"Alright men who ever can take the German trench successfully gets more chocolate rations, now lets move." ( Successfully take trench) " Sir, can we have are chocolate?,' " NO, that was only step 1 you must complete step 2." 'Well whats step 2?," ' Survive the war!"
NIGHT WORK, "Sir the Germans are sleeping,' So what..you cant sneak up on them.", "Well lets see then,' Hey John get back here don't make me start counting!"
Don't you hate having Europe and around you, A set of large armies in Asia and a stupid guy in NA and SA attacking you for no reason except to make it harder on you to even make second place.