Smartass300's Comments

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Mutilate-a-doll	Apr. 09, 2012 Rating: 8 People, getting wood is f**king easy. All you do is cut (look in the controls) a spear or a crate. Rate this up so I don't have to tell everyone who wants wood.
MARDEK RPG: Chapter 1	Apr. 04, 2012 Rating: 1 Epic man! Praise YALORT!
Tyrant	Dec. 16, 2011 Rating: 84 Me: "I can't take it any more! I'm buying the bloody war bonds!" looks at prices "Neever mind." Honestly Synapticon, if you must remove all free WBs, at least make them cheaper.
Tribal Trouble 2	Dec. 16, 2011 Rating: 5 @carey__man: Oh come on.
Tyrant	Nov. 24, 2011 Rating: -14 Should have an option to disable multiplayer. My wifi is godawful and I don't do mplayer anyway.
Rebuild 2	Oct. 19, 2011 Rating: 2 Aww man, why did doctor Bruyhoneko have to blow himself up? I wanted to do it!
Badge Master	Oct. 15, 2011 Rating: 9 How about if you could somehow link it up to kong's recommendation system, so that you could get games based on your preferences. Oh, and FYI, rating games 0/5 still convinces the system you like them, so just don't rate them.
Ge.ne.sis	Sep. 23, 2011 Rating: 5 I apologise for my earlier comment. Sorry. And a little suggestion on styles; I like this art better than either W. Fusion or E. Steampunk. Kong users, visit the dev's site to see themes. But if you don't stick with classic, at least have a weapons and clothing customiser that shows the outfit choices. Because I always like that in a game. 'Nuff said. Time to play GE.NE.SIS!!!
Ge.ne.sis	Sep. 23, 2011 Rating: 6 GAH!!! I really want that lovers tarot, and I even donated! For god's sake, the so-called 'thank-you letter is a paypal receipt! I'm considering lowering my rating. HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THE LOVER!?! I went through the trouble of making an account on your (fairypoet's) forums. NOTHING!!! It wouldn't let me post, even when I verified it by email. Please, for crying out loud fix it. Like, if you press Shift + F + P it asks for a paypal verification code? Please? Thanks for reading. Rate this comment up to catch FP's eye.
Greg Is So Evil 3	Sep. 14, 2011 Rating: 3 How to win: 1). Forest. 2). Left road. 3). Follow. 4). Yes to reaper. 5). Hit phone thingy at mission 1. 6). Drop at park on mission 2. 7). Funnel. 8). Fall at Funnel. 9). Say no. 10). Capitalise it. It's LRLLRR. 11.) The safe is a decoy. Work out the rest. 12.) Beat the other two games. Ok, end of now. For gods' sake SevereFlame, make a winnable sequel.
Platoonz	Sep. 08, 2011 Rating: 0 Gah... I wish you could buy stuff that was not totally *#@%.
The Foyle	Sep. 06, 2011 Rating: 3 The only ones in the universe... Man, we are stupid in the future!
Black Navy War 2	Sep. 06, 2011 Rating: 1 Kids, this is what your parents' tax money pays for!
Ametuer Surgeon	Sep. 04, 2011 Rating: 0 Agh, this guy stole the game, spelled it wrong and then doesn't even give credit to adultswim. What a dk*d.
Crush The Castle 2 PP	Aug. 06, 2011 Rating: 2 I am a perfectionist, and that, my friends, is why I hate dim.
Mutant Uprising	Jul. 27, 2011 Rating: 7 Fu*k, the moo-cow killed me
Chain of Fire	Jul. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 Black 1 and 2 then purple 3
TD Advance	Jul. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 Kongregate needs a better rating system so I can rate this 0/10.
Cat God vs Sun King	Jul. 26, 2011 Rating: -1 How about a nyan rainbow?
Rebuild	Jul. 25, 2011 Rating: 3 Hmm..... bar or church. Ah what the hell. I'm an atheist. Hey guys! We're getting a bar!

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