Sober's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
Pants full of Squiggles
The Fancy Pants AdventuresFinish a level with 100 squiggles in your pants
SAM Sharpshooter
MAD: Mutually Assured DestructionEarn any medal in accuracy and combo
Y2K Relived
MAD: Mutually Assured DestructionRelive the year 2000, when all our computers and laptops went haywire, launching nuclear missiles everywhere
Shark Jumper
Dolphin Olympics 2Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally
Bloody Buccaneer
Treasure of Cutlass ReefCrush 10 enemy vessels across all games in any difficulty setting
Malus Domestica Connoisseur
N3wtonTo truly understand Newton's genius, you must complete all 25 levels
Cutting Through Confusion
LuminaraOrientation is the first step to mastering the destruction of colored lights. Start by scoring 20,000 points
Sergeant Grumbles
Shield DefenseLaunch the counter-offensive and score 10,000 points in the "sergeant" difficulty setting
Register Biscuit
Papa's PizzeriaBegin your fulfilling career as a pizza clerk by earning one bronze customer