Police Control: Attention all units, we have a reckless driver heading northbound along main-street.
Officer: What car is he driving?
Police Control: He's driving a... well, it's a red- no wait a motor- no...
This is a very irritating game. The first castle I play, I hit it dead on, all the bombs explode, and that joker in the middle is still alive giving me the trollface. I agree with vaen, I don't wanna spend twenty minutes on this game trying to get something exactly right.
Oh my god. This game changed my life. Before, I was stuck in an infinite loop of my job that I hated, going home to my rundown apartment to a microwave dinner, if I was lucky. I played this game, and that little brown box inspired me. It followed its DREAM, leaping over the harsh terrain, collecting those blue balls!!! Even if it meant a whitescreen, it was worth it to him. He had accomplished his life's goal. Thanks to that box, I went back to college and got my master's, now I'm making money doing what I love... acting. Thank you, 3D Racing MMORPG. Thank you PaperCup. You have changed my life forever.